it’s morbin time

why am i not cuddling bare chest to bare chest with a pretty guy, just feeling his warm skin against mine and listening to his heartbeat ? :(

there’s some kind of strange post blowing around in my head about the concept of a food critic who eats a meal so good that it makes him run around on all four limbs like a dog and chase cars along the highway in the middle of the night but i have no idea how to phrase that as a funny post. i suspect it’s not even a funny or compelling concept to anyone but me

i don’t even know anything about food critics outside of what i remember of the movie Ratatouille, which i haven’t seen since it was first released on DVD, so in my head the post is just like “Had the french onion soup. Amazing. Pitch black outside. I’m running like a dog at every car I see”

Dinner time fellas

That bitch didnt stand a chance

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

here on roze.com we ask the hard hitting questions. what if.. oopy ear keep going.

the intimacy of sliding your fingers along the underside of a device's surface as you search for its ports

best buddies

Talking to myself out loud like a point and click protagonist

Losing it over some of y'all's tags btw Here's my favorites

and lastly.

good night

every time i like a character and find out everyone else hates them i get a little proud. like yeah he’s mine alone now :)

i don’t wanna fix him because then i won’t be his only fan

did you know theres a super secret tumblr badge that only trans women get its called 'flagged' and its for having a body and existing

one of those days on the dashboad i guess

kevin day as this painting of lucifer

they have pretty similar look in their eyes so why not

once again thinking about this guy at the pigeon museum who was giving a little presentation about pigeon mating habits or something, and takes one look at me and my partner and immediately goes "oh and pigeons can be GAY, too!!!"

I do think that fanfiction is a legitimate artform and too much fanfiction and only ever consuming content around one thing can rot your brain a little bit are both true. And I say this as someone who has fallen into that sort of brain rot trap many many times.