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i AM a tim energy drink truther btw. jolt. josta. red bull. rockstar. monster energy my friend monster energy. the trashy ones. the skater park ones. the ones you get at the convenience store and collect the tabs and put them in chains or on shoelaces. trust me when i say that the vibe of the completely innocuous and loser rebellion of drinking those things bc theyre 'unhealthy' fits him. the status of them amongst suburban white children. they do serve the purpose of keeping you awake whether you want to or not and personally break through my own caffeine tolerance.
like tim IS the kind of person to just run on fumes til he passes out and the coffee thing is fanon yadda yadda but i just. think that nothing is funnier than tim "canonically drove a car at 14 and has a skateboard" drake collecting drink can tabs. because he would. to me
All of the Batkids stopping in the middle of their petty bullshit fight with each other to help up a lady they knocked over after they just KICKED THEIR SIBLING INTO HER TO KNOCK HER DOWN, yeah, I'll go ahead and absorb that into my belief system of the characters.
Credit where credit is due to James Cameron, at least he went down to the Titanic wreck in an ACTUAL submarine with an actual trained crew who spend their whole lives doing deep sea dives, the man did his research and wasn’t just throwing away $250,000 to look at a shipwreck
eminem the building is crumbling i dont think we'll make it out
gay eminem on 9/11: that plane just flew into a lower floor/id like to suck a man just once more
Day 5: Nicknames. Nothing quite like learning pet names in your partner's native language to pull a fast one on them. Vögelchen means 'little bird'.
