fairy fay.

I'm like if an eccentric genius was fucking stupid

when bella thanked edward for saving her for the second time and he said “lets not go for three”…. boy you are only on page 147 of a four book series.

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

reblogging for the sheer Halloween ambiance of these pics

!!!!

The black cats are witches that summoned their pumpkin friend for a cuddle party

Guy about to invent sparkling water: water is so good but I wish that it tasted terrible and hated me

has anyone seen my sharp rock? i left it in the river for 100 years for safe keeping and now i can't find it. its many uneven edges have sentimental significance

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

Posted Oct 9, 2012

real

this gets funnier the older you reblog it

starting a collection. pierre talking to natasha in war and peace

additions

bitches love me for my autistic hand posture and the way i always look vaguely out of place like someones lost toddler

Northern CA inspired shoes I embroidered. 🌻🦋 This is the first pair of shoes I’ve embroidered… Does it look okay? by humanteabag

twilight but bella does have feelings for mike, too, so eclipse is a love square. important detail: no one can tell mike about the supernatural shit so he's just confused 100% of the time

this is what life is all about. make someone's day better and a little more weird at the same time

Multitool item.

[“We’ve supported the table with a landmine 😂”

“Fucking what? What if it fucking blows?”

“We have another one.”]

not enough people are fond of things nowadays. reblog if you're a true fondler

you aren't funny

Tumblr user: [Makes joke]

Tumblr: You Sweet Summer Child. Ummmmmm I don’t think that means what you think it means 💀 aaawkwaaarrrd. I feel like you could have phrased this better

soleoado  

Let the man eat his steak

TWILIGHT (2008), dir. Catherine Hardwicke