I love how tumblr is reverse chronological order so when your mutual starts having a blorbo breakdown overnight you get to start with the insane conclusion and work your way back to where they first went off the rails.

netflix is about to lose so many subscribers. like they think blocking password sharing is the answer when in reality they're almost exclusively hurting pissed off families with split living situations & people who don't have constant access to wifi. these people and the people they shared their pw with are not going to be like "aw darn well better make another account for my son in college and pay double now :)" they're gonna say "well this fucking sucks and isn't worth the money anymore" and CANCEL Netflix ahdhdjakajajdjsjakssjsj

Reblog to tank netflix

I just need everyone to know about this tiktok account where these two girls sit and make a cocktail or a mixed drink, usually in a public place, but specifically usually like a fast food restaurant, and look around somewhat nervously while they do it like they’re on the run. They’re usually prominently featuring 2000s-era pop culture like wearing bedazzled clothing or using a Motorola RAZR. It’s called 2girls1bottl3 and I’m obsessed with it.

HINT: you can move my white ass using the arrow keys.

the gif i was thinking of when i made this post

The blue eyes mark this crow as young, not a full adult.

You’ve been pranked by a teen hooligan.

You’ve been pranked by,

You’ve been sticked by,

A teen hooligan

@tcustodis

Text: PSA to anyone with a tree nut allergy who frequents starbucks. We have a new drink called the pistachio cold foam cold brew and our pistachio sauce not only has real pistachio in it, the syrup sticks inside the blender and will 100% not fully wash off with the rinsers we use (its just water). I highly suggest if you want a cold foam drink during Jan-March you request it done in a sanitized blender to lower the chance of having a reaction if you are at risk.

This isn’t dice, but ya know; be careful.

Hey just saying, as someone who works at starbucks, if you have an allergy, don’t order anything except like an americano, drip coffee, or iced lattes where everything goes directly into the cup and not into another container

Please.

We do our best with what we’re given but the washing between stuff is practically non-existent with how fast is prioritized over everything else. I know there’s also a post talking about how customizing drinks is supposed to be about allergies and dietary restrictions, but I am telling you that it is NOT an allergy friendly place to eat or drink, and do not fool yourself into thinking it is just because you asked for a different milk

JRPGS be like, here fight this boss. you beat him? well he’s taken his shirt off so fight him again

The first health bar was the shirt’s health bar.

Pretty sure I fought this guy in Persona 5.

the amount of tiktoks that are like "I thought nothing else could shock me but then I found out about [completely false information]". yeah well i'm shocked you believe qanon shit too

...do little German boy meme enthusiasts even know that our reblog button looks like this-

i've figured out why vampires are goth. well firstly because it's hot but that goes without saying. but also because they're predatory creatures of the night. it's camouflage.

the reason you don't see any vampires who aren't goths is because of natural selection. they failed to evolve.

How much damage does this do if I hit someone with it

they beat Jesus with that

congratulations to promethazines for making a phrase so good that years later i still remark ‘they beat jesus with that’ upon seeing any kind of lumpy mess

Just a reminder not to publically on big websites (especially not Twitter or tik tok) say where you’re torrenting stuff from cause that’s a GREAT way to get that specific avenue shut down

I know y’all think you’re being helpful giving other people “resources” but uh

Some of ya’ll are very bad at this and very confidently bad at this and for no reason so-

1. ZLibrary recently went down because someone made a popular tik tok about it

2. “But Reddit-“ most reliable sources of yor are gone now because of Reddit. Hate to break it to you but cops use Reddit. See how many of those links on subreddits actually still work and for those that do- how long.

3. Most reliable Reddit mods for topics like this will tell you not to be asking for this shit publicly because that’s how it gets busted. Remember the shop lifting guide masterpost? The only thing reliable about that now is that it is reliably known by every store manager on the continent.

Loose. Lips. Sink. Ships.

YOU LOVE TO SEE IT

what if I was a peat bog and you were a clueless creature wandering into me in search of food and you sunk and I preserved your body for millennia due to the anoxic environment 😳

I'm not gonna let you rot <3

saw new users saying they don't block bots bc "they inflate follower count 😌" and "what's the point" like who's gonna tell them (1) Noone cares about follower count and you can't even see it and (b) You have to bc they are using you to legitimize their dodgy links. They don't care about your aesthetic cat pics and lightning mcqueen fanfiction. They are using you.

#DO YOU LEAVE MOLD AROUND YOUR KITCHEN SINK IF YOU THINK IT MAKES YOUR WALL COLOR RLY POP#NO YOU DO NOT. IT'S FUCKING MOLD YOU SCRUB IT AWAY#THE PORNBOTS ARE THE MOLD @wuzzyletoastermac

If you give this woman money, it will go to transphobic causes. If you give this woman a platform, she will use it to boost transphobic causes. This isn’t a “well nobody’s perfect” or “well x other creator also did something bad once” situation, this is an inordinate amount of influence for a creator to have, and supporting her by word or wallet actively hurts trans people.

Honestly this app spilled. tell me the past 4 years haven’t felt like this