“KNOTTY PINE!”
Kate McKinnon does Jessica Lange in American Horror Story
“That’s comedy.”
That’s just the best.
Rutger Bregman is the Dutch historian who became a global sensation after an appearance at this year’s Davos summit, where he accused attending billionaires of ignoring taxation. Now he has created another viral moment in an extremely uncomfortable interview with Fox News’s Tucker Carlson.
Bregman so riled Carson with his accusations of hypocrisy, critiques of Fox’s conservative agenda, and attacks on Donald Trump that the TV host called him a “moron” and angrily told him: “Go fuck yourself.”
Lot more people around the world are going to watch this now than if it actually aired. Speaking truth to power is the best viral content!
Pleeeease watch this video
OH LAWD HE COMIN’
Test subjects have been complaining about seeing rats in their test chambers, so we are going to temporarily send you back to your Relaxation Vaults. During this time, I have permission to flood the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin to eliminate the rodents. Thank you for your patience.
but will you neurotoxin the relaxation vaults?
yeah that’s, a good point
who’s to say you’re not gonna hecking gas us
If I need you for testing, why would I kill you in your Vaults? That doesn't make any sense.
mmmm idk man you’ve lied before
Fellas, I say we demand she lets us go to the surface while the neurotoxin does its thing uwu
If my scans are correct, you are currently 502 Kilometers from the surface. It'll take more time that way. Nice try, though.
also because you’re kinda... homocidal??
fellas it’s time for plan b: go to her chamber and get her ass before the neurotoxin sets in
Everyone split up: we gotta cut her turrets and neurotoxin
I’ll take the neurotoxin, I’ve done it before, anyone wanna come with me?
Coming! I can kick down hack the door!
The process has begun. Anyone in the hallways, offices, and test chambers are going to have a very hard time staying alive.
Kill us and you lose all your test subjects. I suggest you reconsider ;)
Oh trust me, I have plenty more. I also have your DNA on file, so I can keep rebuilding you as many times as I please.
Fellas, forget the turrets. Go straight for the queen of this hornet’s nest.
Yes, come into my chamber. I dare you.
how the hell do i talk to people
Stand in front of them and press A
for anyone that’s having a bad day, here are pictures of animals sniffing flowers
A few more:
POLAR BEAR???!!!???!!???
What!? No Bulls?!
There you go.







