i retweeted this earlier and the comments are just HILARIOUS

this…this is what i get angry and rant about when im super drunk

i wish somebody looked at me like the way he looked at that onion

That final scream

Call an ambulance…

Man with hat: Hey, old man. Give me everything.

Old man: (groaning) Call an ambulance, call an ambulance! –But not for me.

@robinismyaesthetic @my-name-is-not-xan

Soviet Winnie the Pooh illustration

First Soviet edition of the Pooh books - illustrated by Alisa Poret (1960)

Lidia Shulgina

Eduard Nazarov

Viktor Chizhikov (1986)

Boris Diodorov (1989)

me: [learns the meaning of a previously unknown word]

the word: [coincidentally starts showing up everywhere in the following days]

me:

I can’t afford boomerang so I have to do it myself

Isn’t boomerang like.. free?

She can’t afford it

I can’t afford it

me after 3 hours sleep 

mother : are you all right? me :  

you ever see someone so fine you completely ignore them?

Don’t do drugs, ladies and gents. 😂😭😂😭😂😭

i swear all i see in this video is deadpool getting arrested

How you arrest a nigga this funny, fuck the ops

#the poison#the poison for kuzco#the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco#kuzco’s poison#that poison

they call it a heartbeet because your heart looks like a beet

this is so true

I know

What’s going on here

text post I made about heart beets and someone said they thought it was true and I told them I knew that

life is a lot like shaking trees in animal crossing. sometimes there’s bees

this is why they kicked her out

me, drinking juice at 1pm: breakfast

me, eating a bag of chips at 4pm: lunch

me, eating a flour tortilla with nothing on it at 10pm: dinner

7 million people in the earth. 0 messages in my Inbox

7 million

in the earth

free them

buzzfeed headline idea: “The Founding Fathers Were Neither Woke Nor Bae.”