Just saw Bohemian Rhapsody

And got to see Rami Malek kiss 2 men. Like what I've been waiting for all these years.

Loved the movie but reminded me of how I'm still pissed that The War at Home got cancelled after 2 seasons when, to this day, that show was the greatest thing to ever air on tv.

God Friended Me looks so bad

I'm so tired of hearing about religion. I don't care if there's a god or no God or if the universe is run by a giant parrot. But just stop fighting with each other.

Ok, you believe in God and other people don't, just get over it. No need to make this show purposely hating on atheists. Just gonna cause fights.

Also, isn't a show hating on someone for their religion/lack thereof a human rights liability?

Seriously, we censor the word fuck, and butts and tits, but we allow shows that hate on people for their religion/race/sexuality/what have you.

This world is backwards.

TRIGGERED BY THE EMMY’S

Monday, September 17, 2018

So as you may know, I’m a miserable, single piece of shit who watches tv and movies to forget that I am a miserable, single, piece of shit.

Anyway, as you may know, the Emmy’s is going on right now, and I decided to watch to get ideas for tv shows I can watch to help forget about my misery.  Anyway, some guy who’s name I forget wins an award for directing the Oscars or some shit like this, then proposes to his girlfriend in his speech, which reminds me how I’m a miserable, single piece of shit.

On the bright side, he looked at least twice my age, so I guess there’s still hope for me.

On the dark side, a bus incident caused me to miss most of the Emmy’s, and I missed all the tv awards, so I don’t know what to watch.

On the other bright side, there’s a new episode of The Sinner in 10 minutes.

I AM PSYCHIC

Sunday, September 16, 2018

I had this weird dream last night that I was at this conference center in my city for some sort of event followed by a dream where I was in a doll that specialized in Cabbage Patch Dolls and had all their birth certificates on file.

An hour after I woke up, I received a text from a friend informing me they were at a doll show at the same conference center in my dream and told me to come. And I went. And I saw Cabbage Patch Dolls.

*psychic*

Now time to open a booth at the psychic fair and charge 60$ an hour to come up with vague things that apply to everyone.

DISNEY: WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND THE FAKE BRITISH ACCENT

Saturday, September 15, 2018

I don't know if it's just me, but had anyone noticed how Disney movies tend to spoken in a fake British accent with zero intonation? I don't know how to describe it better than that. And even real British people, like Benediction Cumberbatch as Dr. Strange in Avengers, are talking in what sounds sort of like a London accent but with no intonation of inflection whatsoever?

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Anyway, as you may know, Disney is making a Nutcracker movie coming out in December and it's also in this zero intonation fake British. And I'm pissed, cuz I'm a big fan of the Nutcracker and now it's gonna be butchered by this acting.

1) Talk normally. Zero intonation doesn't make you sound more intelligent. It makes it sound like you have something wrong with your brain.

2) there are so many accents in Britain, and you dumb Americans at Disney have just decided that a London accent without intonation is the proper one?

3) if you actually took a class on the evolution of English, you'd know that North American English is more conservative/less evolved than any British accent, and that the closest accept of English to the old one is the Canadian accent.

4) The Nutcracker is from the 1800s so not even that old. So talk normal.

5) THE NUTCRACKER IS FROM RUSSIA YOU DUMB FUCKS! SO SPEAK IN A RUSSIAN ACCENT OR TALK NORMALLY!

FOUND A SHOW ON TV FOR THE HOUSEGUESTS

Saturday, September 15, 2018

So it's the middle of the night she I'm having some insomnia so stated flipping through channels trying to find something to fall asleep to.

Anyway, to my great fortune, CBC Documentary Channel just happens to be playing a documentary called Bugs On The Menu about how humans should start consuming insects.

And as you may know, a certain demon breed of insects known as cockroaches have been unwanted houseguests in my apartment who like to eat whatever food got stuck in my kitchen sink's drain catcher.

So I decided to leave this documentary on for them so they fear being eaten and move on to someone else's unit.

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In all seriousness though, these people in the documentary are paying top dollar for their fancy free range grasshoppers. And I don't care how healthy eating insects is for you, I am not spending top dollar on something I can get fresher for free outside.

Why would I pay for a free range grasshopper when I can just walk outside and take a free range grasshopper or eat my unwanted roommates?