This is a real menu item at a real bagel shop in real life.
there is a special, horrible feeling when your parents choose to love god more than they love you. when they visibly and repeatedly put god above your basic needs, above your happiness, above your safety. when god is a threat. when you have learned god as a figure that hates you: and your parents still choose god above you.
I've finally started taking iron consistently and it's hilarious how this solved my daily morning "I feel like I'm going to pass out if I don't eat breakfast instantly" feeling
It's wild how people will do anything to convince themselves that this is a normal thing most people experience everyday. I just assumed thats why everyone says it's the most important meal of the day
Every time I’m walking around with a cup of coffee I think of this article I read that was interviews with sanitation workers and this one guy was like ‘no one ever finishes a cup of coffee in this damn city’ and so I drain that cup before throwing it out lol.
Here’s the article by the way. It’s a great read. Sanitation workers deserve the world.
I love the girl meta. Making up hypothetical girls to get mad at/fall in love with. #girl. Begging the omniscient girl for help. Referring to every fictional being that is female as _____girl (monstergirls, slimegirls, catgirls, robot girls, cow girls, etc.). Referring to real girl archetypes the same way (sleepygirl, tiredgirl, scaredgirl). Girls are in right now, and if you want to thrive in this posting meta you can just take estrogen
Your boyfriend doesn't fuck trans chicks? Wow. Doesn't that make you feel fetishized? Like knowing that he's only into you because you're a cis woman?
hello trans friends and allies! the Tennessee Senate has passed bill SB 1440, which will hinder trans people’s ability to change their legal names and gender markers. this will go into effect July 1, 2023 which is in less than a month.
what you can do right now is visit https://www.inclusiontn.org/tnncp and access free emergency name change services from legal professionals. if you don’t need these services, you can also donate to help cover the costs.
please please spread the word and share to your friends in TN as we only have until the end of this month!
Just saw some people threatening to boycott chick-fil-A for being too woke (for having a diversity officer apparently) and I hope they do it. I hope it catches on. I want them to boycott chick-fil-A for being too inclusive at the same time as everyone else boycotts chick-fil-A for being proud bigots. Ideological pincer attack. "Chick-fil-A is too woke" is just such a funny concept to me.
I wish packers came in more fun colours.
Can i not have a blue dick? With sparkles? Is that really too much to ask??
I've decided my ideal dick has flames on it. Hot rod style.
Who exactly do you work for?
Untitled
by Xin Qiji
In youth I knew nothing of the taste of sorrow I liked to climb high towers I liked to climb high towers To conjure up a bit of sorrow to make new verse
Now I know only too well the taste of sorrow I begin to speak yet pause I begin to speak yet pause And say instead, “My, what a cool and lovely autumn.”
mr president there appears to be some dark souls 3 type shit happening in the northeast
Sometimes I see practicioners say shit like "I don't know why I bothered with ten years of ritual magic when I can just slip into the ritual state on command." Like girl you can only do that because you've been practicing for a long time have some perspective here.
isn’t this how cardio works
Literally yes.
as a certified crazy triggered by unreality type things, i dont know why the famed #unreality tag has become so diluted it's being used on fucking rp blogs. unreality is not the suspension of disbelief of fiction. unreality is not a person lying. obviously all psychotic/delusional/paranoid/otherwise mentally ill people have different triggers and definitions of the term, but from my experience and other's, unreality is one or more of the below:
(a) content that has existential themes related to reality/things not existing (example: a philosophy such as solipsism, do not look up the term if unreality stuff is triggering for you)
(b) extremely surreal content(example: sometimes content such as weirdcore/dreamcore aesthetics can fall under this umbrella but again this is very subjective)
(c) content that reinforces or encourages common delusions(example: that one "im living in your walls" meme)
there is obviously gray area and I'm not claiming to speak for all people affected by this content but as a whole it seems that tagging so much stuff that is just. engaging with the mode of fiction. as unreality, is just diluting the tag to mean next to nothing and making it useless.
feel free to add (civilly) if you're a person of similar experience about the #unreality tag, I appreciate any input on the subject.
personally i think tagging too much as unreality can even have the opposite of the intended effect- when things that are not unreality (ie are reality) are tagged unreality, it can make you think that reality isnt real. so while i appreciate people tagging unreality, i also need yall to be careful with it
people keep trying to make "ladies and gentlemen" more inclusive.
I think we should go the other way around.
make more and more weird false dichotomies in greetings. "gamers and pianists". "oil painters and swordsmen". "vexillologists and entomologists". "chess masters and diamond artificers". "accountants and gendered individuals".
we need to be dropping shit into formal meetings to make people say "wait what? which one am I?"
ftms passing tips in like 2015 used to be ‘make sure you choose a name that’s common! That way it wont seem like you chose it youself!!’ and nowadays an average ftm meetup will have dudes named like. forsythe quincy and circut breaker and its 10000% better this way













