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Junkyard

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This is just a place for me to empty my brain... of the stuff that I found in greasy happy meal's.
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*checks bag* OK it’s there *closes bag*…. *2 seconds later* okay but is it REALLY there *checks b

A cat owner invited their neighbor over for dinner and introduced their four cats. “That’s Alogue, Aract, Erpillar, and Astrophe,” they announced. The neighbor was surprised and asked, Where on Earth did you get those names?

Oh, those are their last names, the owner said. Their first names are Cat.