I almost forgot to mention: this woman came into the penguin enclosure with a KESTREL??? I said “oh my god is that an American Kestrel?” and she said “Yes! She was outside doing raptor education for the kids, but she doesn’t like to get rained on.”
#she was watching the penguins with what I will anthropomorphically project as skepticism
kestrel: i hate rained on!!
human: here is birds in water
kestrel: ……no…..
moth update ! theyre threatening me
WELL, stop being so BIG and LOOKING AT THEM.
none pizza with left beef
It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef
ive missed you
hate bluetooth headphones that talk. you are a machine you may NOT speak to me
when headphones beep sadly because their battery is low: oh you poor thing :( let me plug you in :(
when headphones say "battery low" in a human voice: Who Are You Stop Interrupting My Music
our tasteful callbacks vs their garish references
Our clever Easter Eggs vs their desperate pandering
Our impactful foreshadowing vs their clumsy Chekhov’s gun
Finished my part for the reanimated project @rottmntreanimated! I learned a lot making this, and thanks to everyone in the Discord for the advice and encouragement (you guys are the best!)
Inspired by @somerandomdudelmao 's Tumblr header.
Oh MY GOD???? THIS IS LITERALLY SO SO COOL HHHHHFJFJFJF THEY'RE EVEN COLORED HOLY SHIT????
me: man my job sucks i want to play video games or somethin
the nefarious anglerfish:
what they don’t tell you about making art is AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHH!!!
More fat characters who are complex heroes, serious love interests, funny without mentioning their weight, brooding anti-heroes, compelling antagonists, random bystanders without comments toward their looks
So, i am lesbian, and i finally got a girlfriend, what do i do now?
find the chalice
I simply don't think that's true eBooks.com but thank you anyway
throwback to when my family left me alone the day after i got my wisdom teeth removed and all i did was play super mario 3D world
trimming my moochie (man coochie) with an electric trimmer and my dog barked, i nearly gave myself a clitorisn't
WHY DO U GUYS SAY THINGS LIKE THIS TO ME
normalize incorporating stripping into games that arent poker
