idk i just think that AU where Palamedes makes the equivalent of 6 figures self-pubbing high-quality erotica

A Guestpert segment with Jimmy Buffett

you only unlock this emotion by being terminally online for the last seven years

⛧ ⛥̸̨̫̲͕̀̊̓̑̓̍̔̄̌̽̍̏̍̈̽̈̑̐̊̚͠ ̴̮͕̩͑́͂͝ψ̸̢̖͉̩͇͖̰̯͊͌̇̀̈͂̓͊́̊́́̆̚̕͠͝ ̸͍̫̠̻͔̻̻̗̪̟͔͔͈̰͖̤̲̣̘͔͔͂̅̈́̓̈́͘ͅ⛥̵̡̪̫̜̟̦̖͕̲̲͎͔̳̦͚̠̬͍̣̟̘̿̈̚͜ͅ ̴̧̨̧̪̱̘̜͇͕̥̦̠̜̠̠͈̗̞̩̙͖̦͆͂̈́́͑̀͑̊̒͋̅̅̕͘̚͝ͅ⛧̵̧̡̬͍̜̥̭̩͔̥̘͓̻̼̮̯͙͖̯̤̜͙̟̆̀͋̓̍͌̀̅̀̓͊̎͂̑̐͠͠͝ ̴̡͙̣͚̳̘̥̟̥̲͉̍̀̍̆̽̏̑̔͑͘͝͝ͅ☠̷͖̤͚̹̯̰͉̝͚̼̳̦͓̍͊͐̆̔̄̔̔͌̾̉̀̂͆̒͂̆̚͝ ̶̡̨̧̛̥̮͙͈̦̞͕͕̞̰̦̹̼͓͉̗̈́̓̈́̈́̓̀́͑͌̾͗͊̃̓̍☠̴̖͉̻͕̮̖͇̩̻̟̄̑̋̽̔̈́͛̄̀̔̾͑̃̏̽͊̀̕͘̕̚̚͜͠͝ ̸͖̗͕̫̬̈́͝⛧̸̢̧̹̘̰̰͕̿̀ ̸̢͚̳̺̳̑̊̽͛͆̎̉̃͊̅̑͆̋̓͆̅͗̈́̚̕͘͠͝⛥̶͍͈͉͙̓̓̂̉̔̇́́̃̕͘ ̵̡̧̛̣̮̲̬̘͖̮̘̃̐̀W̴̪̱̟͚̠̰͇͍̓͑́̽̒̀͂͒̎̍̐̐͜E̷̡̛̛͉͔͈̱͖̗̲̮͔͍̠̞̙̗̫̦̗̙̱̮͊̊̆̎̽̏͐̎̂̅̽͋̈́̀́̓̓̆͌͊͜͝L̸̡̧̻͖̜̠͓̝̦͕̾̀͂̇̿́C̶̛͙͙̠͆͆̒̆̎̊̽̃̂̿͛̔̚̕Ő̷̧̺͓̬͉͔͔̫̬͖͕̤̺̲̯̳̤̘͕̪͈̩͎̔̀̉̈́̀̔̀̔͐̅̐̄̕͠͝M̶̡̺̥͍̖̝͙̟͉̘̖̝̱̪̉́͗͐̀ͅͅḚ̸̝̻̠̰̝͈̎̓͒̇̋͆̓͠ͅ ̴̨̡̯͈͍̞̔͆͛͂̓͆͌͑͒̋̈́͝͝T̵̠̣͎̟͙̺̜̺̗́͗O̴͚̟̻̩̳̳̣̦̹̰̻͎͚͓̝̠̩̩͗̋͑̅͐͌́̑̂͒̀̽͗ ̶͕̦̤͚̱̫͖̣̼͇̣̦̺̬̥̟̭̊̉͊ͅͅĤ̶̡̧͉̬̰̪̬̖̝̰̙̠̮̘̺̭͇͇͉̜̼̣̦̏́̍͂̾̽͜͝Ế̸͍̋̈̽͋̒̒͒͜L̶̡̡̞̲͔͋̉̌͂̆̅̈́̏͘̕͘͝ͅL̶̛͇̱͌̔̈̎͊͝ ̵̹̫͖̬̂̓̃́̐́͐͋̏̊̌͒̿͘̕͝͝͝ ̸̡̙̖͉͍̮̺͈͇̤̦̥̼̙͇̣̂͛͗̐̃̓̃̀͌͐̉͆̕͝☠̷̡̡͈̰̩̺̲̘̤̈́͑̎͊̅͊̎͋̅̽̊͂̋̽̈̀̾͐̏̕͜ ̸̖̗̤̈́̆͋̈̚͝͝☠̵̙̻̟̩̺͙̝̦̜̖̯̠̹̳̻͎̪̼̉̆͑̄͗̆̅̈̉͆͊̃̎̇́̊͠ ̸̧̧̡̨̥̲̱͓̬̗̝͕̳̠̺͎̭̖̎̂̎̓̓͋́̌̒̏̇̈̽̈͘⛥̷̢̨̦̜̲̟̣͙̥͚̭͇͙̹͇̈́̌̉͒̉̄͛͜ͅ ̵͇̏͗̊̎͆̅͐̈̂̈́͘͝☠̶̢̢̬̻̬̺̘̙̼̜̣͈̭̻̀̂̌͋ ̶̧̨̠̪̳̙̝̮̪̦̹̲͇͉̹̙̼̠͍̙̝̲̗̓̏̏͛̑̉̾͑́̽̄̀̍̂̅̚ͅ☠̴̡̢̨̺̘̖̼͓̫̦̝̻̜̯͚͙̠̘̥̤͉̽̀̑̓̋̏̇͋̃́͐͗̽̔͗̀̋̐̅͝ ̶͕̝͓͖̙̙̲̬̼̝̱͔͆͋̉̊̿̓̃͆̃̌̒̈́̾̄́̋͘⛧̴̢̪̺̝͔̭̙̼͍̼̜̖͓͚̬̯̭̇͒͊ͅ ̵̛̩̰̥̳̱̗̫͓̩̙̥̹͂͑̌̿̑̒̍̽̾͗̔̿́͋͐͌̎̎̔̊̽͋̇ψ̷̧̡̨̛̦̻͖͙̯̝̖͎̘̏̑͋̀̆́͂͛̎̈̽̈̓̚͘͘͝͠ ̸̡̢̢̮͈̘̹̼̰̥̳͖͈̖͇͍́̔͑̽̓̅͐̃̔͑̍̄͝ͅ⛥̴̮̳͓̽̓̐̋͝͠ ⛧

i doodled them also

I present to you a drama, comedy, horror. This story killed me three times.

☀️🕯🌼🔥🍻🕯🍻🔥🌼🕯☀️

to welcome the coming of summer!

Update I just got an opportunity to make exactly $115 and i’m not kidding so like. Reblog to make $115.

May luck be with you

Reblog the Frog.

Reblog the Frog.

Reblog. The. Frog.

REBLOG. THE. FROG.

Reblog the Frog.

Reblog the Frog

REBLOG THE FROG

@tamarinfrog

Reblog the frog

REEEEEEBLOG THE FROG

Reblug the frug.

@frogsuggest

REBLOG THE FROG

In your darkest hour,

REBLOG THE FROG

@mitzusart

reblog the sleepy frog

@scrawlingskribbles

@corkcollector

reblog the frog

Reblog the frog(s)

i thought the frog’s name was reblog

had to reblog the frog sorry

@milk-and-frogs

reblog the frog

Reblog this last

Reblog this first

Instagram ads piss me off. Like, yes, I do want those black waterproof boots embroidered with a gold sun and moon, but I hate that you know that about me. I hate the little AI oracles sitting in their digital caves making algorithmic prophecies about my spending habits, then sending sending their electronic servants to me with hedonistic temptations targeted at my weaknesses... I’ve already got nice boots, thanks!

right after i reblogged this post i went on instagram and

heye every one.

i have on important announcemen t to make.

sam.

Mods are asleep post forbidden tits

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Perfectly balanced as all things should be…

Mods are asleep post forbidden tits

Huh

Huh

Huh

Hhhhhhh

Perfectly balanced as all things should be…

Reblogging again bc fuck you grape man

Gotta balance those reblogs, family.

I choose to use one of your selfies for my art class project the point is that it’s like pixelated up close but from far away it looks like the photo so it was kinda hard to get a decent picture but I’m really proud of it

oh shit!!! oh fuck thats super cool!!!!!!!!!

Reblog this fat happy boy for a good night sleep tonight

Nothing bad happens if you don’t! Just a cute good luck charm

He brings no harm, only good fortune and good dreams

Barberwitch’s 14 years of Witchcraft Giveaway! Fall 2018

Here’s my little thank you to my followers! I know it’s been a long time coming, but it’s finally here! In celebration of hitting a follower milestone and another year of being a witch, I cobbled this together.