Canon scene of All Might explaining his origins to Deku

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Shinsou: How has Bakugou lived for sixteen years and no one has killed him, not once?

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Norman: You're offered $50,000, but if you accept, the person you hate the most in the world gets $100,000- are you taking it?

Ray: Why would I miss out on a chance to get $150,000?

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lescrispyfrites

flaming hot chicken wings

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Butters: Wtf is Sephora it sounds scary.

Kevin: isn’t that the guy with the long white hair from final fantasy?

Gary: no your thinking of sephiroth, a sephora is an angel belonging to the highest order of angels

Damien: No you’re thinking of a Seraph. A sephora is a second year college or high school student

Token: No, you’re thinking of sophomore. A sephora is when you use your phone to take a picture of yourself.

Tweek: no, you’re thinking of a selfie. a sephora is a calm breeze.

Craig: No, you’re thinking of a zephyr. A sephora is one of those Greek vases with the two handles and the pictures.

Clyde: You’re thinking of an amphora. Sephora is the web browser you have to use on iOS devices.

Kyle: You’re thinking of Safari. Sephora is an informal term for the seven-week period of counting the days between Pesach and Shavuot in the Jewish calendar.

Ike: You’re thinking of Sefiras. Sephora is a bright blue gemstone best known for combining with Ruby to create Garnet and lead the Crystal Gems, training Pokemon, and/or assisting Steel to fight against time’s intrusions into our realm.

Stan: No, you’re thinking of sapphire. Sephora is actually a part of a flower; it protects the flower in bud and supports the petals in bloom.

Cartman: No, you’re thinking of sepal. Sephora is the wife of Moses, who lead the stupid Jews out of Egypt fucking bitch.

Kenny: No, you’re thinking of Tzipporah. Sephora was an ancient Greek poet who inspired a lot of lady-lovin’.

Jimmy: No, you’re thinking of Sappho. Sephora is the youngest of the five Marx brothers.

Pete: No, you’re thinking of Zeppo. Sephora is the Heimdall’s sister.

Michael: No no no guys, you’re thinking of Sif. Sephora is a venereal disease that turns your brain to swiss cheese, going so far as to destroy external features like the nose. Famous gangster Al Capone suffered from sephora.

Bradley: No, you’re thinking of syphilis. Sephora is that radiant feeling you get when you have found perfect peace and happiness.

Wendy: No, you’re thinking of euphoria. Sephora’s a fucking makeup store you dipshits.

All boys:.....oh!!!!!!

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Emma doesn’t even know what she’s saying XD

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strawberryyosuke

South park characters as things ive heard in school

Cartman: You can`t have a Swedish fish you’re Jewish

Kenny: I’m listening to this guy sing about sex in German and his accent is really heavy so you can’t tell what he’s saying but you know it’s about sex

Kyle: Bananas can eat my entire ass

Stan: The meaning of life is death,and the meaning of death is freedom

Butters: *breaks a pencil over their knee with brute force* aw I’m sorry little buddy

Craig: I can spin a fidget spinner with my fuck finger

Tweek: I’ve only had 12 cups of coffee and the police still havent shown up to arrest me

Clyde: *shows hot thicc anime girl to teacher* would you smash?

Token: you tryna fight a black chick today

Jimmy: *about to tell a joke* I CANT DO STAND UP COMEDY IF YOURE FUCKING SITTING DOWN BITCHES

Timmy: *obnoxious turkey noise*

Pip: *asked if they say bloody hell a lot* Of course I do I’m british

Damien: When you die and go to hell ill be fucking your parents

Scott: I can have a lisp and date hotties just watch

wendy: I’m a feminist not an idiot

Bebe: I went all the way out of town to get these boots and now I can’t stop putting my feet up because I look bomb

Shelly: I got my braces fixed again yesterday and I kicked the dentist’s ass cause he didn’t give me the pink bands

Kevin: I spiked my homework once

Karin: what if I drew on the TEACHER’S work?

Tricia: My brother is a fuckboy fucktoy assramming instafamous ho

Ike: I’m the youngest in this class and i get pussy every day *pulls up picture of themselves covered in plush cats*

Pete: I bought my hair at Goth.ca

Michael: *bee flies into the classroom* NO WAY

Henrietta: this poem isn’t making me want to claw my eyes out,what happened to poetry?

Firkle: If you lose crazy eight countdown I get to stab you or I’m not playing

bill: theyre gay teacher

fosse: theyre holding hands thats gay

Kevin stoley: you’ve never seen star trek? Go home

Heidi: I asked where the bathroom was once and this guy laughed for twenty minutes before saying “girls are so funny!”

He never told me where the bathroom was.

Bradley: cereal is my source of power

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~~Sorry, wrong subtitles.~~

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I love my ships. My ships are the best.

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iwilldrinkthiscoffee

So I dont normally post stories but like,

Today at lunch I was sitting with my brother and his friend and his friend goes “you know, it’s always been a gay fantasy of mine to work at a flower shop and marry a man and just be really happy.” And then the discussion shifted to how my brother actually really doesn’t want a wife but he just really wants a daughter one day and that same friend goes “I’ll adopt a baby with you. I think I’d make a really good husband and we could raise her in our flower shop.” Then my brother goes, “of course I’ll marry you man.”

And honestly, the way they said it sounded so genuine it was really heartwarming.

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Anonymous asked:

brotherly hcs for liu and jeff?

spookyspaghetti-hcs answered:

y e s

1. They have lots of inside jokes. (ex. they re at the breakfast table eating cereal together and someone comes up they were joking about and they’re like :X trying not to laugh and Liu ends up spitting out milk through his nose when he starts laughing and Jeff is just dying.)

2. Jeff ruffles Lius hair

3. “Who did this?” Liu and Jeff simultaneously: “IT WAS JEFF” “IT WAS LIU”

4. They write a bunch of letters to eachother. Like youll see a note on Jeffs door written in beautiful cursive saying “Give me my fucking t shirt back” and then another one on Lius door in rough and messy handwriting (think metal band logos) “finders keepers jackass”

5. They cry to eachother a lot about how happy they are that they found eachother again and all that.