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your gods are not your friends

@1000angrytrashbees

trinity / 24 / she her / gay cyberpunk slut / the screen holds your gaze and shudders under your touch as you rip open its bones expose its veins arteries organs reach your hand in its guts lace your fingers in its viscera warm and electric

I kind of am obsessed w their banality as a couple in another life they could have met on the set of a reality tv show. They are 2020s brangelina except in this case the man is the more ethical one. Even if they aren’t a real couple I love the idea of them. This is such an insane thing to tweet also

I honestly think they should be one of those couples where he becomes a sissy and then gets plastic surgery to look like her

There was a group of angels at the bar tonight. Super intense vibe, but they kept to themselves and didn't disturb the other patrons, except for one point when they all suddenly burst into cheers and ordered a round for the bar. I asked what they were celebrating. They told me that for a split second all of the air molecules bounced petfectly into one corner of the room. It's like their version of the dvd screensaver.

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what if on chopped one of the contestants like shoved his hands down his pants and touched his butthole and the camera caught it and he continued cooking and the judges disqualified him immediately

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Let me put this in my butthole tag

when pressed for comment on the matter the senator humbly asked for the American people to stare long and hard into the eye of his ruby amulet

warning to all beverage drinkers

condensention will make your fucking cup stick to the, coaster and the coaster will get glued to the cup from water particles. VERY DANGEROUS. please wear a hard hat and go online to webkinz.com and spin the wheel of wow to get a fun prize, every day daily