Most normal fanbase
I kind of am obsessed w their banality as a couple in another life they could have met on the set of a reality tv show. They are 2020s brangelina except in this case the man is the more ethical one. Even if they aren’t a real couple I love the idea of them. This is such an insane thing to tweet also
I honestly think they should be one of those couples where he becomes a sissy and then gets plastic surgery to look like her
bro this rends flesh (new way of saying something is really good)
I need someone to send me 50 usd now
my "i have a bomb" backpack is raising a lot of questions from the TSA that are already answered by my backpack
There was a group of angels at the bar tonight. Super intense vibe, but they kept to themselves and didn't disturb the other patrons, except for one point when they all suddenly burst into cheers and ordered a round for the bar. I asked what they were celebrating. They told me that for a split second all of the air molecules bounced petfectly into one corner of the room. It's like their version of the dvd screensaver.
when pressed for comment on the matter the senator humbly asked for the American people to stare long and hard into the eye of his ruby amulet
warning to all beverage drinkers
condensention will make your fucking cup stick to the, coaster and the coaster will get glued to the cup from water particles. VERY DANGEROUS. please wear a hard hat and go online to webkinz.com and spin the wheel of wow to get a fun prize, every day daily










