august please be good to all the friends in my phone. thank you
Someone else come fuck that guy for me
in this little human life i've found myself in, it's so very easy to become jaded - but tonight's sunset is pale gold. streaks of light are pouring forth through the puffy white clouds. the leaves are curled as the trees cry for rain, revealing their silvery undersides.
it's easy to get bored and think of places with pink skies and streets of molten metal. easy to feel the pain between your shoulders and remember the lazy days you had wings and could fly forever - but it's okay, so be still. it's okay.
i’ve been thinking about this video nonstop since the first time i saw it
the jaunty walk perfectly in time with the music. the tip of the hat the unaware or uncaring bystanders. the shaky camera with random zooming. the fact that this is seemingly happening in a park. this is peak media i can’t get over it
The necromancer when someone just had a death in the family.
The necromancer
when someone just had a death
in the family.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
this chart except the entire thing is just fuck it we ball
I've got both the "fuck it we ball" version and the extended one here!
I’ve got both the “fuck
it we ball” version and the
extended one here!
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
found on pinterest :) if this is urs lmk so i can credit u or take this post down
Hello! do you think you could do a latte foam art bunny? And have a nice day! <3
206🐇07.25.23 latte foam bunny
ermmm Squeak Squeak. squeak squeak squeak squeak. squeak.
so. my neighbors put cameras in their backyard. now, this is, for the most part, a pretty normal thing. ermm HOWEVER. they have a camera which faces directly into my yard, and also ,,, records sound. which ! is weird ! so now because of this, im not allowed to swear in the comfort of my own yard. this brings us to: among us. so now whenever i want to swear for whatever reason , i just say among us. now this brings us to a new development: my family has started doing the same thing ?????? got a text from my dad just yesterday
"there is among us loads of people here"
anyway,,, among us,, i guess
hello silliest salmons i have returned (for better or probably worse) and i just finished reading Valley Of The Dolls !! and now im here to talk about it just a LIIIITTLLLEEE because ermmm brainrot yesye
OKAY so erm i should start off with i definitely read this because of the Bright Eyes song (Neely O'Hara) in the Every Day And Every Night EP (fantastic record,, BTW !) because i really wanted to know: wtf is conor talking about ??? which now, makes soooooo much sense teehee. erm i super duper lover this book. im gonna go into more depth about it once my friend finishes it (:3) and dont worry !! i will get more insane!! anyway, if youre thinking of reading it you really really should. its not a SUPER easy read, but if your paying attention youll do just fine (teehee) i annotated my cope (ofc) and so it didnt take me too long to finish :3 but now that i have, i know why conor wrote that song and i know why he wrote it the way he did and i know why he wrote it about her. and it is making me so so so crazy. okay thats it FOR NOW. but yall best believeonce my friend finishes it the brainrot WILL ! continue !!
Pete the Cat hates Car Seat Headrest confirmed
he would never say that ☝️
i can confirm i have met pete irl and he actually loves car seat headrest
Trying
I love this video so much. This cat, trying so hard to sip like a people. Desperate to sip like a people. Objectively incapable of sipping like a people.
The polar opposite of corporate accounts trying to come across as hip and super friendly are the ones for libraries, aquariums, parks systems and the like, that are basically just trying to get people excited about learning and the wonder of history/science by posting things like this:
demonladytakkuri
You know how much I would lose my mind if I was at an aquarium and turned a corner to see a wild ass heron staring at a fish tank
hey now, let him enjoy seeing the fish just like everyone else !
no fucking awoo. no awoo right now. its late. its not awoo time. its sleeping time. go the fuck to bed.
every fucking night, without fail, this post i made abt my dog gets mass reblogged by furries (and/or blorbo fans). and thats ok but i need ppl to know this is happening to me
no fucking MRAAAAOOOOOW either, if you have a cat like mine
