new girl characters + #relatable → jessica day
lets not forget this gem
cant believe we’re leaving out this
and more importantly this
interesting how you forgot

and
ok but
and
and these ones too
I’m not sure how you managed to forget this gem:
excuse me but:
where would we be withour kermit
can’t believe y'all forgot
can someone please explain how it’s possible that every single month this year ended as quickly as it started and yet this whole year has felt like an eternity
It’s so attractive when someone actually puts in efforts to see or talk to you.
making someone a cup of tea as a love language
Getting inspiration from the lovely Bernadette Banner, I shall carve this turnip to celebrate this year’s Witch’s Eve
Thank you grandma, for gifting me the fattest turnip from your garden
Mr. Turnip the Fearsome, Defender of Our Dwelling
Some lemon juice to preserve his earthly flesh and he is good to go
It’s alive!
I love him he’s beautiful
I have never before seen such a brown kitty.
IT LOOKS LIKE A S'MORES POPTART
i dont think whites understand how being white makes literally everything easier.
it effects everything.
being trans is easier when youre white.
being gay is easier when youre white.
being disabled is easier when youre white.
being a woman is easier when youre white.
being autistic is easier when youre white.
oppression is eased when you are white, as you get extra privileges, and your whiteness is seen as a positive characteristic that in some ways counter-balances your other forms of being a minority. whiteness controls everything.
you are automatically way more innocent in your own oppression as a gay, trans, disabled person because of your whiteness.
never forget this.
three things:
1. it’s true
2. white people get pissed when i bring this up/wear this shirt
3. the comments to this thread melted my fucking eyeballs seriously why the fuck are y’all like this
Lmao, what is he saying??
my sense of humor: getting birthday cards with the wildly incorrect age on it for people
Rich people showers
reblogging for that gif
i’m sorry i couldn’t help myself
Not gonna not reblog this….
The drawings are a necessary addition. (Gargle shower and fireplace showers still best)
*muffled screams*
I had to






