Can you send me asks so i can answer them when i wake up please. It can be about whatever. Marching band, art, anything you want. Im just bored
keep smiling through, just like you always do
'Till the blue skies drive the dark clouds far away
anyway random hc of the day is that steve and bucky met bc bucky started school a year late/got held back and neither of them spoke english so they were immediately friends babbling in yiddish and gaelic
Vampires when they sip on your blood and catch extra strength Tylenol, at least two psychiatric meds, two cups of coffee, weed, and microplastics
this post is for broccoli fans ONLY 🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦 broccoli i love you
Reblog and put in the tags your favorite fictional queer character
I’m sorry but your golden retriever boyfriend got out of the house and into the street and well Um.. I’m not sure how to say this…
deathandsensuality-archive-deac
sorry i’m late. just ran over someone’s golden retriever boyfriend.
Reblog and put in the tags where are you from and how do you pronounce ABBA
furrysexhaver
me and wh- *is immediately ripped to pieces by the pack of wolves i've anthropomorphized*
Bruno Mars indicates there’s a Bruno Jupiter and a Bruno mercury, etc
We need to find all the Bruno’s before it’s too late
What happens if we dont
Okay, but I would pay extra for this driveway.
Um, can I please get every neighborhood kid and animal to come walk across my driveway? Can I get a cat to just run around on there? This flock of ducks did such an amazing job!
I was 18 months old when my parents built their house. After pouring the concrete slab for the foundation, my father, world’s most sentimental man, carried me down into the hole so he could preserve a single imprint of my little baby foot in the house he was building for me to grow up in.
Naturally, I wriggled loose, so what is actually preserved for posterity in my parents’ basement floor is my mad dash through this glorious new mud pit, followed by my father’s footprints in hot pursuit, a visible scuffle where the fugitive was captured, and then my father’s prints returning to the ladder.
trying to decide if i'd rather be a tortoise or a turtle. on the one hand I prefer dry land, on the other hand turtles can breathe out of their cloacae so. it's tricky
hmm have you considered something like a snapping turtle? can live on dry land if it wants to and just go to the water for a nice splash splash
you know what yeah, that'll work