anyone else here ever just eat butter
fish i can’t defend this one

anyone else here ever just eat butter
fish i can’t defend this one
i will never forgive people for hyping up bad books like you’re re all going to hell
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when i was a freshman in college i wanted to dress up for halloween because i thought surely college students would have the spirit. so i elected to put a whole entire Skull Kid from legend of zelda majora’s mask cosplay together and wear that fucking ensemble to college on halloween.
i step on campus and realize immediately that not one other person is dressed up. not so much as a cat ear headband. so imagine this fucking dude sitting in a class of otherwise normally dressed people looking like this. that was me. this was my 9/11
rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3
"i cant wait to get home from work so i can do all that stuff i wanted to do"
when i get home from work:
what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin
that’s pussy babe!
now THIS is a world heritage post
spider-man 2002 is actually such a funny movie and not even in the “oh so cringey” way. peter waving to mj when she was actually waving to her friends? the ‘go web go’ scene??? peter dragging a cafeteria tray across the cafeteria??? peter finding out he had super powers and immediately jumping off a building and flinging himself into a wall???? peter absolutely demolishing his room and telling his aunt it’s a science project???? peters first costume? so fucking funny
visual evidence
Accurate depiction of what would happen if a teenager got superpowers
thank you, ted lasso. fuck you, ted lasso.
You took the words right out of my fingers.
This is about 2008
actually they invented depression one year later for the emo movement