40,000 years ago, early humans painted hands on the wall of a cave. This morning, my baby cousin began finger painting. All of recorded history happened between these two paintings of human hands. The Nazca Lines and the Mona Lisa. The first TransAtlantic flight and the first voyage to the Moon. Humanity invented the wheel, the telescope, and the nuclear bomb. We eradicated wild poliovirus types 2 and 3. We discovered radio waves, dinosaurs, and the laws of thermodynamics. Freedom Riders crossed the South. Hippies burned their draft cards. Countless genocides, scientific advancements, migrations, and rebellions. More than a hundred billion humans lived and died between these two paintings—one on a sheet of paper, and one on the inside of a cave. At the dawn of time, ancient humans stretched out their hands. And this morning, a child reached back.
A Timeline of Humanity:
Punk is whatever the state fucking hates so I'm sorry to announce to the functionally conservative but contemporary punk isn't leather jackets and punk rock from the 2000s, it's hyperfemininity, it's transsexualism, it's kinky leather harnesses, it's polyamory, it's Black female rappers, it's reading books from the library, it's pirating media, it's sharing your Netflix and Prime and Spotify passwords, it's patching up your thrifted clothes with cute embroidery until they're in tatters, it's "borrowing" groceries from corporations that make up inflation that doesn't exist, it's supporting small weird freaky artists on Etsy instead of buying the newest Official™️ boring low effort promotional image enamel pins, it's drawing and writing the raunchiest most disgusting and freaky porn you could possibly fathom, it's showing off your tits or top surgery scars in public, it's cis women packing and cis men tucking, it's dykefags and fagdykes and boylesbians and girlgays, it's paying for OnlyFans of trans people fisting themselves, it's making up new genders and sexualities and romantic orientations and editing whole new flags for them, it's refusing to label yourself for the gratification of a government that wants to know under what misspelled drafty legislation they should legally kill you
Punk is being/supporting whatever the state currently fucking despises and wants to burn off the face of the earth, not whatever you think is Punk Aesthetic. If you wanna be punk just to look like you were born in the 80s instead of actually BEING PUNK by supporting the degenerates and the freaks and the sex workers and the BIPOC and the transsexuals and the faggots and the dykes, burn your fucking $800 corp bought leather jacket because you're not Hobie Brown you're just a fucking poser.
Punk is fighting the system beside the ones the system is fighting against, Punk isn't a Pinterest moodboard.
Can we actually just take a minute to thank Neil actually? He DIDN'T HAVE TO give us the Apology Dance or the dance in the Ball or the Bentley scene or Angel Crowley or them sharing an armchair or the continuation of the Blitz Scene or any of it, really, but he did. Thank you, Neil.
Fine Tik Tok can do whatever they want but kicking Goncharov as hard as the plinko? Saying that Goncharov started in their site when it did not? Eeby deeby for glup shitto! Eeby deeby forever for insulting and being rude with our blorbo!
how dare you treat me like this dont you know im neurodivergent and *remembers i’m over 18* a major
Use tax dollars to feed children/students who, by law, have to attend schools.
rewatching tcw is so sad they keep killing the clones :(
HEY.
Do you think Borimir carries around the hobbits in a murse like those rich white women do with their chihuahuas?? 
Thinking about dwarvish music and how it's common for them to know at least one instrument each and how it's such a emphasized thing in their culture to love music.... and like. i'm just thinking of their grand music halls and how they are so connected with the mountain that they know exactly how to carve resonance into their halls and how there are probably halls near the edges of the mountain with great holes carved into the walls so that the wind will whistle through during summer storms and make the stone sing and how the dwarrow will play along with it because it is such an honor to play along with the mountain's song right??? And Thorin's fucking harp. Like. It sounds like such a delicate instrument but god those strings had to have been tough as hell to survive rough traveling conditions and therefore they've got to be so difficult to pluck and so Thorin's callouses must be so fucking thick but. imagine. playing his harp so gently with the singing wind in Old Erebor, or alone in the resonant halls as the music echoes and perfectly hits your ears again And then when he reclaims erebor (and doesn't die because obviously not) he rebuilds these rooms (after making sure that frivolous construction can be afforded) and plays again and listens as the summer storms sing through the open stone and OOUGGGHH dwarvish music
