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damian would be characterised much better if people understood that he’s simply a 40 year old brown uncle in the body of a teenage boy
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Damian looking at the plants in the Wayne Manor garden every morning
Things Damian and middle aged Arab uncles have in common:
1- They want to know where their family is going to at all time, but they get offended when their family wants to know where they are going
2- They always exaggerate their academic achievements when they were little kids.
3- They pridefully announce whose son they are like it’s a badge of honor.
4- Always complain about the prices of things they don’t even want to buy
5- They will get mad angry if someone in their family dared to bring a cat to their house, but then you will find them playing with that cat 5 minutes later
6- They started (illegally) driving at a really young age
I won't blame goyim for calling them "biblically accurate angels" because that's the term that most of the internet uses. but it's really incorrect and you probably shouldn't use it.
the most outlandish and crazy depictions of angels that you probably see the most as "biblically accurate angels" are the depictions from the book of Ezekiel. the ones with flames and eyes and animal heads and basically not resembling a human form at all.
but these angels are not from the bible. they're from the Tanakh. the Tanakh came first, and the bible followed. Judaism came first and christianity followed.
I really hate how people have turned the angels that appear in a book that's part of the Tanakh into "christian cryptids". they aren't a xian creation. they're a part of Jewish lore and angelology. so maybe don't call them something that implies they're from a xian text. because they aren't. those types of angels don't appear in the xian bible, and even if they did, they were a part of Judaism long before xianity was invented.
again, I'm not blaming you if you didn't know. if this is your first time hearing about this, I'm glad I taught you something new. I would suggest simply calling those angels by their names, seraphim and cherubim and ophanim. and if you want to learn more, try looking into Jewish angelology.
went in the sea for the first time in 4 years today and she slapped me
No but it really can be this simple sometimes.
The “enrichment in the enclosure” meme has a lot of truth to it. We need to shake things up a bit to keep happy. It doesn’t have to be big, but if you ever feel stagnant or a little bluh try going on a walk on a route you haven’t been in or something. It really does help.
reblogging with @arczeroes‘ tags because they blew my mind a little and I think you should read them
Two things that helped me:
- Using EarthQuest for my walks. It gives you randomly generated coordinates near you every day and unlike Randonautica it’s completely free.
- Taking photos on said walks. You don’t even need a dedicated camera, just use your smartphone, walk around with a photographer’s eye and maybe make use of the Golden and/or Blue Hour.
Anonymous asked:
do you think it'll all be okay?
yeah. even if it won’t i’ve got people to love in the meantime
fuck "girl lunch" fuck "girl math" a woman is a hairy animal who sweats and grunts and excretes and hungers and gets wrinkly and dies eventually. you have to love that.
D&D has become so much more fun since it clicked for me that I'm not the character, I'm the writer in charge of the character
If you're the character, bad rolls and bad calls reflect badly on you. You want to Win because that means you're doing D&D right, and if things go wrong, it's because you're doing it wrong.
If you're the writer, your number one job is to do things to your character that the character does not like because that gives them the chance to be interesting.
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you guys still really like this cringelord apparently
Twitter x tumblr but it's oncest?
nothing like greeting your ex with an ice pick to the throat 🫶🫶
I’m right and I should say it
Not sure what’s happened to my dash but petition to make tumblr the next tumblr sexyman
If you've seen the post, you know what this is about.
I drew this for my teenage self haha
this one is dedicated to everyone who simped in the tags of my last post and also to my friends who 100% saw it coming that i would make this
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excuse me why do y'all draw tumblr as the hot top and twitter as the poor little meow meow. Why are y'all acting like twitter wouldn't be the pretentious self-righteous asshole who left tumblr because they thought they were too cringe.
start treating them like the high school sweethearts popular girl x cringefest memequeen before falling out like they were MEANT to be