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Fangirling Ghost

@0nceuponafanfic

That one ghost who never sleeps when they’re supposed to and raids the fridge at 2 am
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This is what hozier meant when he says he falls a little bit in love everyday with someone new

I once watched a girl in the produce aisle pick up a bushel of bananas that were precariously perched on the edge and move them farther back and under her breath she said “there you go sweeties - that will be more comfortable” before shuffling off and… I think about her often.

« Silent lovers » is such a sweet way to put it.

I was driving on the highway and passed a dude absolutely JAMMING alone in his car, doing those little half dance moves you do when you’re stuck sitting down in a small space, bellowing unheard lyrics at the top of his lungs, and my instant reaction was to think “I love you.” And then to pray he had a good day, or whatever, because those fleeting moments of connection are so incredible.

If you wanna stop self deprecating and are having a hard time stopping, you should try sarcasm. It’s like a nicotine patch but for a self hatred addiction.

Instead of “haha I’m an idiot” try “oh, aren’t I a genius?”

Instead of saying “like my ugly-ass hair?” try “oh, like my luscious locks?”

Just say compliments to yourself in sarcastic tone. It still feels like you’re insulting yourself but you’re not.

You know how you start saying a weird slang word ironically and then eventually it evolves into you legitimately saying it unironically? Same principle.

Do self neutrality or self love for the lols. Do it as a joke. Do it for the vine. It’ll make the process easier if you’re the sort of person that copes with humor or self deprecation.

Don’t focus on actually loving yourself right now. Just make a joke out of it. The bigger things will come long-term.

they looked at each other and said “can you believe this woman???” 😂😂 😂

BEtrAyAL! BeTRaYaL oF MoThEr! MOtHer DOeS nOt LOvE uS! AbANdoNmENt! MOtHeR HaS BetRaYed Us! BEtRayAL oF ThE HigHEsT oRdEr! DeAtH FoR MoTheR FoR A thOuSaND YeARs!

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DECEPTION!!!! DISGRACE!!!!