this is so fuking funny i hate you all

i’m deleting

In light of the news about Leelah Alcorn, I wanted to make this. From Peshawar to Israel and Palestine to Ferguson and beyond, let’s carry the memory on of those we lost. 

But why the last one though what am I not getting

I can’t breath…I have not laughed this hard in years 

Okay, quick story about the last one- I go to this school too, and the creative writing teacher is rad as hell (like the kind to give out free coffee on fridays)

After all of the kids have submitted their short stories, he reads them all for the first time to his two kids, who help him grade them, in a way.

One time, a girl wrote a story about a sheep, named Trixie, making her dream come true by moving to the big city to become an actress, a singer, or whatever (he was pretty vague on the description) 

She took a bus and a few trains and finally ended up in the ‘Big City’, where she tries to make her dream come true.

Now I dont remember the exact sequence of events that came next, but Trixie the sheep eventually ended up becoming a prostitute mid-sentence.

Our teacher didnt really realize this at the time, since it was his first time reading it, and to his kids he was caught completely off guard. And lets just say he had to explain a few new concepts to his kids that night..

And that’s why we can’t write any more stories about Trixie going to the Big City.

I lost my shit at 21

Avatar the last Airbender cat universe!

Beware of C O M B U S T I O N   C A T (Or, if preferred, sparky-sparky-boom-cat)

I still need feminism because when we had to weigh ourselves in history, half the girls cried. No class of fourteen year olds should have to feel this way.

whoooo this was hard

THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS

Be nice to Frank.

You absorb way less calories if you eat lying flat on your back than you do either sitting or standing up. The digestion system requires gravity in order to work properly, as it helps the food flow down your oesophagus into your stomach, where the food is digested and all the calories are absorbed...

hey guys! ever have those days where you feel really sad/disgusting/unmotivated/etc?

well, this is a mini-masterpost (not really a masterpost) of how to fix that!

I’m Feeling: Gross

It really breaks my heart when I see how many girls(and guys as well) run blogs about how to starve yourself, binge food, take proper laxatives, etc. why are you doing these things to yourself?

It hurts me so badly to see that young girls are starving themselves to look a certain way. I know that...

he’s twelve

President Obama has achieved incredible progress for the United States.

Just imagine what he could have accomplished if the republicans had let him do his fucking job.

^^^

u can be against whiteness as a whole and date white people and have white friends because you’re not against white individuals but it becomes an issue when u preach about being anti white supremacy and u

e x c l u s i v e l y 

date white people only 

At first I was like what’s so great about yik yak but then

One of the best mom moments in TV history. I wish more parents knew how important it is to validate their children’s feelings.

What this is so beautiful

Marge tried real fucking hard sometimes.

Marge tried real fucking hard all the time

i would lick Robbie too