OMG

they are holding hands they are holding hANDS they arE HOLDING HANDS oh my god satan help me THEY ARE HOLDING MOTHER FUCKING HANDS

When singers try to show up others at inappropriate times

That one hoe at school

when my parents ask me about my grades

" I think we’ll skip on the pizza tonight and have a home cooked meal"

when people who can’t sing never stop singing

are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch

when Santa has too much eggnog

when your teacher wishes you good luck before an exam

if i don’t talk to myself who will

this is the feeling I get when I think about christmas 

seriously, the worst thing you can do to me, after all we went through together, is pretend I don’t exist.