me at 14: I cant wait till im in college I have so many plans for life and nothing can stop me :)

Me now: Mm. Me hungey. Me eat macdonal. French frie. Frenchffrie. French frie.

It still blows my mind how he’s a licensed doctor and successful actor

8 of the world’s most bizarre flowers:

1.) Swaddled Babies

2.) Flying Duck Orchid

3.) Hooker’s Lips Orchid

4.) Ballerina Orchid

5.) Monkey Orchid

6.) Naked Man Orchid

7.) Laughing Bumblebee Orchid

8.) White Egret Orchid

Orchids kinda don’t wanna be flowers, huh.

Orchids kinda don’t wanna live in general.

There are more ways to kill an orchid than there are to get one to actually stay alive, let alone bloom. They die if they don’t like their soil, or their water, or the amount of sun, or the amount of shade, or the environment in general, sometimes they die if they just plain don’t like you. Orchids are the pickiest plant in the world, and they would rather be dead, then put up with shit they don’t like. For those of the human race that can actually keep an orchid alive, you have been chosen, and you should be proud.

I call bs on that last part. They ARE finicky, but place them in a window with plenty of sunlight, and hydrate them properly and they’ll live for years. We’ve had ours two years.

Those are phalaenopsis orchids, the easiest to care for. 99% of other orchids would turn to dust immediately if they were subjected to what phalaenopsis endure. Also yours are looking a bit floppy and dehydrated in the leaf, I’d repot them in orchid bark and cut away the dead roots.

The point is that not all of them are “born to die.” One of my very good friends has a whole garden of them. She watches the humidity closely and hers are all fine.

Maybe send yours on over to her, they need someone who knows what they’re doing

You’re so sassy 😂😂😂😂

Gonna fill my house with hooker lips and naked men

massive legend here comin at you with real 100% true music facts

Shirtless Beatles appreciation post

inspectordom:

my daily routine

Mood everyday.

I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.

Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed

If I recall, they did used to be the corresponding months.  It was just when Roman leaders Julius Caesar and Augustus came into power, the months July(Julius) and August(Augustus) were added, thus throwing off the numbering of the calender.

Good news, though: whoever fucked it up did in fact get stabbed.

your tumblr is one of those things that you want everyone to see but at the same time you never want to show it to anyone

imagine joji being like a big brother to brian and teaching him how to get pussy

At this point I’m almost certain Brian would be doing the teaching

the force is like anxiety

explain

with me, always

where do boys get off thinking they’re better than girls have you seen the difference in powerpoint project quality

Awkward family portraits with cats will always be one of my favorite things on the internet

Frog Son Bonding

:(

don’t listen to them ruby, this post is perfect, pure

:)

when a friend does something nice for you for no reason

someone stop george and tanner

I’m not crying.