red paladin

I have no regrets for making this, honestly.

With Lance’s caliber of comebacks…well it was bound to backfire sooner or later. 

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

See also:

Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.

Let’s not forget that “Jack of all trades, master of none” ends with “But better than a master of one.”

It means that being equally good/average at everything is much better than being perfect at one thing and sucking at everything else. So don’t worry if you’re not perfect at something you do! Being okay is better!

These made me feel better

Also, “great minds think alike” ends with “but fools rarely differ”

It goes to show that conformity isn’t always a good thing. And that just because more than one person has the same idea, doesn’t necessarily mean it’s a good idea.

what the fuck why haven’t i heard the full version to any of these 

“Birds of a feather flock together” ends with “until the cat comes.”

It’s actually a warning about fair-weather friends, not an assessment of how complementary people are.

I’ve always felt like these were cut down on purpose.

I really like these phrases and plan on spreading this knowledge.

The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I want to make designs out of these.

Funny how all the half-finished ones encourage uniformity and upholding the status-quo, while the complete proverbs encourage like…living exciting, eclectic lives driven by choice and personal passion.

NICE

Reminds me how they shortened/twisted all the bible verses in Handmaid’s tale to control everyone.

so my uncle is a priest and apparently can’t deny when i ask him to bless something so i now have a blessed laptop, blessed loaf of bread, and blessed underwear. 

i just asked him to bless this post and he did 

This post is officially the most holy post on Tumblr.  Use it to banish sins from your dashboard.

All my followers need to take this with you and walk down Tumblr without fear.

oh shit

hey there LGBTQ kids who are also Christian/Jewish! If you feel like you’re disobeying God, questioning your faith, or feel wrong and dirty for loving who you love, there’s this fantastic site I found today called hoperemains that accurately and thoroughly combs through scripture and its (many) mistranslations, validates your orientation, and basically let’s you know that you’re not pissing off God. It’s insanely thorough and after reading through every page on the entire site it’s super helpful. Go check it out!

No no no! Jewish LGBTQ kinderlach! Go to Keshet! 

hoperemains is completely from a Christian perspective, and not pluralistic or interfaith at all.

If you reblogged the first post from me please reblog this amendment so the Jewish peeps can access this resource too! 

Trans Jewish kids, you can go to TransTorah as well!

Muslim LGBTQ kids, you can go to iamnotharaam! It’s run by a mod squad of different genders and orientations, and they take submissions from everybody!

–BB

MAY ANYONE WHO REBLOGS THIS BE ELEVATED TO THE EQUIVALENT OF SAINTHOOD IN THEIR RELIGION BLESS ALL OF YOU OH MY GOD.

REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE IT’S SO FREAKING IMPORTANT TO ME AND ALL MY FOLLOWERS TO READ THAT DEAL WITH GRIEF AND GUILT WHILE BEING LGBTQ AND RELIGIOUS

For any religious followers :) - Mod Jem

I thought this might be important/helpful for you guys! This is what this blog is for xx I hope this might be helpful!!

I’m Jewish, Pan, and I’m already comfortable with who I am, and I’m confident in with my relationship with God, but I know a lot of people aren’t, so this thread is for you!!

~Mod muffin

Religious followers, I hope this is helpful for you! -Quinn

Reblogging for my religious bros !

Small men (✿´ ꒳ ` ) Feminine men (✿´ ꒳ ` ) Androgynous men (✿´ ꒳ ` ) Curvy men (✿´ ꒳ ` ) You are all very handsome and I am very gay

hey listen im gay as fuck but girls? yall are all gorgeous have a nice day

hey listen, im a huge lesbian but boys? yall are all handsome have a nice day

hey listen, im bisexual and everyone? gorgeous, have a good day!

Stay strong

sexuality and gender is hella confusing so if you’re still figuring yours out its fine

types of trans people who deserve respect and support for their names, pronouns, and gender identity:

hey if ur ever feelin shitty use this

Holy shit I’m trying not to cry.

i really needed this one tonight

omfg

Do it!!!

this is important i love it

Passing it on because there’s a 99% chance someone needs it

Love it!

I needed this today. Thank you.

Posting this here because a.) who doesn’t need this? And b.) it’s good for name validations for trans peeps

Mod skylar

Hey, just lettin’ y'all know that gc2b is having a sale! You get 15% off your order when you use the code ‘SPELLBINDINGSALE’ at checkout.

Hey, cool!!

hey American followers – if you like public libraries I’ve got some bad news for you

the Trump administration’s proposed budget plan for FY18 includes cutting all funding for the Institute of Museum and Library Services (IMLS) which is….. bad. I’m my library system, IMLS pays 11% of our total annual budget, which doesn’t sound like much, but in a lot of rural areas or states without as much state-level support for libraries, IMLS is responsible for the bulk of their operating costs and loss of this funding could mean the complete closure of central branches and loss of library resources for entire communities

I talk about this a lot on here, but libraries aren’t just free books – they’re a crucial service for under-served communities, they provide job search assistance to job seekers, crucial early learning and literary skills to kids, they provide information and access to people with no other way of getting them, they provide free internet and computer access, a free and safe place to be for homeless people, for teenagers after school, for families who can’t afford expensive daycare, and many of them provide free lunches for kids in the summer who aren’t getting lunch because they aren’t in school, and countless other things

there are so many communities out there who cannot afford to lose this funding and to lose the support that their libraries provide

go read about this. go call your senator. America’s pretty fucked up right now, but if we’ve done one thing right, it’s libraries, and we can’t afford to lose them

Please spread the word! Libraries are so important!

Fuck.

Another action item.

I am so fucking tired of these fuckwits.

I’m sure it’s the same in the US, but certainly here in Canada, libraries are most essential in those small, rural communities, that may not have other community and social service near by. They’re not just books (said so many times, but it’s true), they’re also community hubs, internet access, pre-school and after school programs, job centres, ESL centres (or places to learn about where you can take ESL courses). All incredibly important for immigrants, children, families, those who are less fortunate in so many ways.

My local library is so so SO important to me! It has helped me grow so much and without it I would have such a hard time getting access to books. 

Anoter cool Ancient Ladybug that is canon!!! @ferisae on IG