Me being gunned down in a New York speakeasy after Tony Pastroni found out I been sleepin with his girl
me at the cheese factory making the cheese
Welcome to autism subway can i get you the same thing you've ordered here since you were 8
Samuel L. Jackson
#based samuel l jackson locked dr martin luther kings dad and a whole group of anti civil rights protesters in a university lecture hall#for two days.#i know this because ana kasparian is on her transphobia arc and tried to say trans rights protestors lockong legislators in a buildjng for a#few hours was needlessly violent and civil rights protestors would never have done THAT#ana#ana. i say this technically as one. but you are such a white woman tm and it might be terminal.
I know people on tumblr looove stories of underwater cave diving, but I haven't seen anyone talk about nitrogen narcosis aka "raptures of the deep"
basically when you want to get your advanced scuba certification (allowing you to go more than 60 feet deep) you have to undergo a very specific test: your instructor takes you down past the 60+ foot threshold, and she brings a little underwater white board with her.
she writes a very basic math problem on that board. 6 + 15. she shows it to you, and you have to solve it.
if you can solve it, you're good. that is the hardest part of the test.
because here's what happens: there is a subset of people, and we have no real idea why this happens only to them, who lose their minds at depth. they're not dying, they're not running out of oxygen, they just completely lose their sense of identity when deep in the sea.
a woman on a dive my instructor led once vanished during the course of the excursion. they were diving near this dropoff point, beyond which the depth exceeded 60 feet and he'd told them not to go down that way. the instructor made his way over to look for her and found a guy sitting at the edge of the dropoff (an underwater cliff situation) just staring down into the dark. the guy is okay, but he's at the threshold, spacing out, and mentally difficult to reach. they try to communicate, and finally the guy just points down into the dark, knowing he can't go down there, but he saw the woman go.
instructor is deep water certified and he goes down. he shines his light into the dark, down onto the seafloor which is at 90 feet below the surface. he sees the woman, her arms locked to her sides, moving like a fish, swimming furiously in circles in the pitch black.
she is hard to catch but he stops her and checks her remaining oxygen: she is almost out, on account of swimming a marathon for absolutely no reason. he is able to drag her back up, get her to a stable depth to decompress, and bring her to the surface safely.
when their masks are off and he finally asks her what happened, and why was she swimming like that, she says she fully, 100% believed she was a mermaid, had always been a mermaid, and something was hunting her in the dark 👍
#ok so while all the effects here are about right theres not some mythical unknown issue that only affects some divers and sends them mad#its nitrogen narcosis#its just the nitrogen in your breathing gas becoming a narcotic at the partial pressure youre breathing it#to descend below 60ft you should be using trimix which dilutes your o2 and nitrogen mixture with helium#stopping the effects of nitrogen narcosis and at the super extreme depths some cave divers are going to it protects from oxygen toxicity too
okay ill go and humor mineblr and try to build a rustic house to see what all the fuss is about
mint-bees
hhhh,,,,,,house
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rustic..,,,,,,,
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sorry mineblr for ever doubting you,,,,,, i understand now,,,,,ive seen the way of the rustic house,,,, i cant stop building,,,,,,,
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RUSTÏC HÖUSE,,,,,
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MY HOUSE ACENDS ABOVE THE CLOUDS. I HAVE BEEN ENLIGHTENED BY THE RUSTIC HOUSE, I UNDERSTAND. I UNDERSTAND IT ALL.
2023 predictions
- cybersmith sex tape
- Lukashenko public embarrassment
- Another Sig Sauer QC issue
- soft economic collapse
- An absolute banger Kanye album despite all else
- tik tok filters with subway surfer embedded into them
- new study suggests sudden cardiac death tied to Twitter use
- Tumblr adds short video format
- sequels, a lot of em
- congress holds an inquiry into AI; fails to understand what it even is.
That last one is coming.
Sig QC at it again.
Also soft economic collapse if more banks fail.
Nailed it
Close.
It's coming
Hm. I'm not sure to be nervous or excited. I hope the woman I'll be in the tape with is pretty!
Hard to be pretty when your eyes and fingers have been removed to make you more dependant.
i missed this when it happened but. oh my god.
I spent so much of my life romanticizing the Great and Powerful Enormity of the Sea, reading about the salt and the sweat of the sailors straining to haul the sails or anchor while dreading the monsters in the cold, icy deep fathoms below…and now you tell me that a fathom is only 6 feet deep -
Six feet is still more than enough for a grave.
Hi, that is the most metal addition you could have possibly made to this post
#going to be taken by the sea i can feel it already and im here for it#if i can i will be going in the sea naked in the middle of the night just to say ive done that#the plan is the sea because the pools covered at night and i dont wanna wake anyone up uncovering the pool so i can get one#more point or one less point on the rice purity test which for some reason is a statistic i care about more than the experience#though i guess thats b... i have not smoked and im starting to be able to tell oh no the thoughts are getting like level 3 complex oh#no