“you can choose your own groups for this project”
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3 year old death grip!
freddyskrueger
omfg
iM LAUGHING SO HARD BC THE BROTHER IS STARING AT HER LIKE “OMFG” AND SHES STANIDNG BACK THERE HOLDING HER HANDS LIKE “i never knew what i was capable of, my powers are here”
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help him
thenatalchart11
max: taurus, gemini, cancer, virgo, aquarius, pisces sarah: aries, gemini, leo, libra, scorpio, sagittarius, capricorn
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help him
thenatalchart11
max: taurus, gemini, cancer, virgo, aquarius, pisces sarah: aries, gemini, leo, libra, scorpio, sagittarius, capricorn
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this is very calming
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papishanpoo-deactivated20150504
Only white people can ride a bike without people thinking they don’t have a car
bae–electronica
Lmfaooo man if you aint struck gold with this post idk what it is.
bishopmyles
son
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Source: daddy-horny-michael
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galaxypatterns
i think i love this picture
Source: weheartit.com
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The entire history of human desire takes about seventy minutes to tell. Unfortunately, we don’t have that kind of time. Forget the dragon, leave the gun on the table, this has nothing to do with happiness. Let’s jump ahead to the moment of epiphany, in gold light, as the camera pans to where the action is, lakeside and backlit, and it all falls into frame, close enough to see the blue rings of my eyes as I say something ugly. I never liked that ending either. More love streaming out the wrong way.
Richard Siken, Litany in Which Certain Things Are Crossed Out (via fleurlungs)
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beyonceofmysticfalls
Imagine the middle child wandering by herself onto your aisle at Walmart.
sharped0
ok but what about the youngest child? ‘human being’ sounds like she’s secretly a reptilian and is trying very hard to convince everyone she isnt.
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Emoji art pepe copyright 2015
this one is almost too rare to post
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If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made
my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them
you win
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all hail king neptune
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animalavalanche
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danfreakindavis-deactivated2019
when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it
daleksunshine
You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough
cornchipz
oh my god you can
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a real danish law
“if the sea between denmark and sweden freezes over, and a swede crosses that sea to denmark by foot, it is required by law, or at the very least legal, to grab a stick and use it to hit the swede. - any other weapon is not legal”
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alexthedoctorgaskarth
Right fuckin attitude
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What she says: I'm fine
What she means: How do the owls in Harry Potter work? Can they read the addresses on the envelopes or do you have verbally communicate the name of the recipient for them to understand? Does this mean that Voldemort could have found Harry Potter years earlier by just sending him a letter at the right time and following it? Are owls more powerful magical trackers than Voldemort?
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new horror movie concept:
so this white family moves into an old house. “it’s a fixer-uper but a fresh start for us” says the dad “no signal. this sucks” says the teenaged daughter “come on boy” says the 10 year old son to the dog who seems unsettled. “can’t put the kids through another year like the last” says the mom the house is ultra haunted super mega ultra haunted