I need a new tattoo, an orgasm, and a good nights sleep.

god my neighbor just called me and she’s like… is this your chicken in our driveway… like who else has a chicken in this neighborhood yes it’s my chicken… so i get over there and kylo hen is chilling in their driveway eating some specs and stuff and there’s this actual crowd of people around her and i’m like… hi sorry mb let me get her… and oh my god… they’re like do you need us to call someone?? should we get help?? how should we do this?? do you need a net? like bitch it’s a chicken not a fucking komodo dragon. so i just… i was kind of joking around so i crouched down and patted my thighs and all the chickens are trained to come to me on sight because me = food… so i got down there and went “here girl!! come here!!” and the chicken comes running over and this group of actual adult ass individuals were staring at me like i was the fucking pied piper… and i didn’t know what to say…. so i just kind of walked back to my yard with the chicken following me and none of them moved or said a damn word and i think i literally just convinced them this chicken is trained like a dog…

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

I have my interview with Disney this week…

I reblogged this a couple weeks ago, and then found out I finally got approved for a house and i move in at the end of March!

this post literally got me my new job

We still have 10 more days, let’s hope.

Ok. Something better happen.

I DESERVE SOMETHING GOOD RIGHT NOW ALRIGHT.

me this whole #pridemonth

Me everyday *

when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex

I want to reblog this 100 times but I’ll just do it once

I'm such an easy person to date... I let you do you , just don't take advantage . I'm understanding , forgiving , all that good stuff . And I seriously ask for almost nothing in return.. Just attention , affection , food & not to fucking lie about shit. That's it , super simple :)

Finally a post that describes me

Sharon Olds, Satan Says (via somethingsfuckey)

need a girl like this rn

I use humor to cover up the fact that I want to jump off a bridge

Touchy girls are my favorite

Grab my hand, I don’t care if you have to take my phone out of it. Make me look, if you want a kiss then turn my head by my jaw. Pull me close, it doesn’t matter wether it’s by my hips or my collar. Like put a hand on my thigh, no motive needed. I’m all over that shit.

something I read today that really hit me (via perplexful)

👭

:’)

Wow. I wish this happened more often.

jesus fucking christ can people do nice things without making pictures and trying to get attention on the internet

or people can do nice things, take pictures and post them, and give others a smile and remind them that there are people in need and that helping them is great you fucking cock ring

I really cant get over how cute his face is in the last picture tho.

Sometimes seeing people being kind to other people is as kitties or puppies

Wow, what an ass that person was to make a comment like that. I would probably do something similar if I helped someone out.

Tumblr: the site where people can make people feel like shit for doing good to the world

Im trying to prove a point to my mum

Repost if school has caused:

Anxiety Depression Suicidal thoughts Social anxiety Eating disorders Self harm Stress