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@-sparklinghoe-

Whatever
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pintofpine
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luzialowe

literally every time I see this on my dash it fills me with Lovecraftian, cosmic dread

this is the most horrifying thing i’ve seen in a long time

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sapphistt

pick-up lines goode-day

Misty: So, Madison taught me something called "pick-up lines." So I was wondering if I could try them on you?
Cordelia: Sure baby.
Misty: Did it hurt when you fell from-
Cordelia: Yeah, I know, from heaven.
Misty: No, I was about to say from the vending machine.
Cordelia: Why?
Misty: 'Cause you look like a snack.