Parental Advisory. Explicit Content.

this is one of the greatest jokes this show has ever landed

These Brilliantly-Designed Stores Are Living in the Future (x)

I had no idea that chickens could?? float?? or swim??? I don’t know why I’ve never thought of chickens as buoyant. I never picture chickens anywhere near water. what else have I been missing

C'est les swimming poules

Reblogging for the pun and the pun alone

are you living or are you just jumping from one obsession to the other to run away from yourself

what are you the coping mechanism police or something

“Why are you hungry didnt you JUST eat?”

Avengers, but Steve is trying to get everyone to eat healthier

Scooby-Doo (2002) dir. Raja Gosnell

You try driving in platforms. Clueless (1995) dir. Amy Heckerling

Leaving a cup of water on the sidewalk. (via sincappop)

This is simply the best thing I have ever seen.

life after nude leak

update:

that photo is one of the sexiest things i have ever seen.

idk why old navy is literally always ahead of the game in terms of uncanny valley + retail horror

Free them

Contain them

YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE FREED THEM

I TOLD YOU

sweet jesus