messedmemories:

so sick of looking at my purse and not seeing $20,000

repeat after me: fuuuuuuuuuuuck thaaaaat

spin the bottle except instead of kissing each other you fight

For anyone interested, consider the game Slap or Kiss. We played this game so many times senior year of college, I don’t know why our drunk selves were so obsessed with slapping and kissing each other. It’s exactly what it sounds like:

1. You spin the bottle. Whoever it lands on will either have to slap or kiss you.

2. You, the spinner, leave the room. Everyone else gets to vote on whether you will get slapped or kiss. Majority wins, the person who the bottle landed on doesn’t get a vote.

3. When it’s decided, you’re called back in for the surprise Slap or Kiss, and everyone watches with anticipation because they all know and you have no idea and i love it

Bonus: Combine it with Truth or Dare. If you don’t like the Truth or Dare you got, you can choose to do Slap or Kiss instead.

I just want to publicly unleash my wrath at Disney Channel for making me believe high school would be a thrilling feudally hierarchized warzone, until I actually got there and realized it was more like an “if you’re shy and average looking then literally nothing at all will happen to you during four years” kind of experience.

am i the only one who is self conscious about my windshield wiper speed when it’s raining. like i gotta watch other cars to make sure im not being too dramatic

Same

Love (2015), Gaspar Noé

i’m so emotionally damaged that i cry when people show me that they actually care about me lmao

don’t make the girl that loves you look stupid. just don’t

Chinatown with Diggy Simmons

Photographed by Tatiana-Nancy