the desensitisation of vox machina feat. the chroma conclave
first dragon:
second dragon:
third dragon:
fourth dragon:
LMFAO COULD YOU IMAGINE PLAYING DAUNTLESS?
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Summary of Methods Used to Get Tony to Eat
Steve: Tony, I brought you some food.
Tony: Sorry cap, I’m busy
Steve: *puppy dog eyes*
Tony: ……. okay
Success rate 60%
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Bucky: I made you some food.
Tony: Sorry robocop, I’m busy.
Bucky: I slaved all morning to make you something, the least you could do is eat it you little shit! *tries to shove food down Tony’s throat*
Success rate 20%
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Pepper: Hey Tony, I brought food.
Tony: Sorry Pep, can’t right now.
Pepper: I also brought coffee
Tony: Oh gimme! *grabby hands*
Pepper: Food first though
Tony: But coffee!
Success rate 45%
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Stephen: Tony I brought you food
Tony: Can’t right now Doc, busy.
Stephen: We can either do this the easy or hard way
Tony: what’s the hard way?
Stephen: I make a portal into your stomach, but trust me it won’t be comfortable
Success rate 14% [Well 100% if he uses the portal but then Tony won’t speak to him for a week]
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Rhodey: Hey Tones! Brought you food
Tony: Ah sorry honey bear, but I’m busy.
Rhodey: It’s burgers
Tony: ..well
Rhodey: with milkshakes!
Tony: ….I guess
Rhodey: And if you don’t I’ll let hammer upgrade war machine
Tony: YOU WOULDN’T DARE
Success rate 40%
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Natasha: Tony, here’s food. *drops on table*
Tony: Sorry itsy bitsy, I’m busy
Natasha: *murder glare*
Tony: *nervous sweating*
Natasha: *narrows eyes* Well?
Tony: *slowly reaches for food*
Success rate 80%
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Peter: Mr. Stark, I’m hungry. Can we go out to eat?
Tony: *drops everything* Sure kid. I’ll always have time for you
Peter: *beams*
Success rate 100%
>when you’re the queen’s wrath
>when your queen says ‘guardians suck’ and you’re like ‘yeah definitely my queen’
>when your queen says ‘haha actually go hang out in the tower all alone and make the guardians do things’ and you’re like ‘yeah definitely my queen’
>when a week later your queen says ‘lol nvm let the guardians in’ and you’re like ‘yeah definitely my queen’
>when a week later your queen is like ‘lol trust me’ and then gets dunked by a giant flying barnacle man and takes your whole fleet with her and you’re like ‘yeah definitely my queen’
>when your queen’s shitty brother shows up high on space bath salts and says your queen is talking to him but you know that wasn’t part of the plan so you chuck his ass in jail like ‘yeah definitely my queen’
>when your queen’s shitty brother breaks out and starts killing all your people so you have to ring up the guardians to come make them fucking knock if off and this is all apparently part of the plan so you’re like ‘yeah definitely my queen’
>when you finally manage to kick the door down into that shed in the backyard you’d left locked up and holy shit its full of spiders scorn and you finally get to talk to your queen again and she’s like ‘lol give all our shit to the guardians’ and you’re like ‘yeah definitely my queen’
>when your queen’s disembodied voice tells you that falcor the fuckdragon who lives in the middle of your city is a dickhead and you have to kill her and you’re like ‘yeah definitely my queen’
>when you get the guardians to kill falcor the fuckdragon and surprise surprise she fucks your city up completely and the queen is like ‘lmao still part of the plan’ and you’re like ‘yeah definitely my queen’
>when your queen tells you to get the guardians to kill a shitload of scorn/hive/taken to because it makes her tingly and charges her well real good and you’re like ‘yeah definitely my queen’
>when every time your queen takes your calls she’s like ‘uh huh sure ok gotta go really busy war and stuff’ and you’re like ‘yeah definitely my queen’
>when only your guardian friend is invited to an actual in-person meeting with the queen and you have to stand up on some rock somewhere with a gun because everything is shit and you’re like ‘yeah definitely my queen’
>when your guardian friend reports back that your queen was definitely just chilling on a lounge out in space looking like a goddamn screensaver and also she stole your poncho
I couldn’t help it, I needed to draw them in the iconic Princess Mononoke scene.
True art 💜
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Small compilation of adorable Ghost lines. <3
Your Ghost loves you.
(sorry for the low quality. Tumblr hasn’t caught up with 2017)
This is just the best collection ever.
This is important
an idea
According to Savathun’s Song, pure Light can be compacted into crystals.
Imagine Guardians making jewelery for their loved ones with these beautiful crystals of orange, purple, and blue slightly humming with their Light essence.
No matter what, these crystals will keep their vibrant color- it is a promise to whoever receives one that the Guardian will always be with them, even after death.
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Some lady in the Bazaar: “What do you think of Cayde?”
Me: *Skids to a stop. Holds up a finger in a ‘wait a minute sign’, pulls out a thick worn journal titled “The Exo of My Heart” and begins flipping pages* “Okay, lets see here. First-.”
What the heck…
(Second edit: Bungie deleted this before know this gauntlet, noone I know got this either)
Long live the road complex......long live my beautiful elbow knives 😭
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There is a sign in the Tower Hanger (directly across from Cayde) that tracks how long you manage to go without dying
....Bruh
with destiny 1 coming to its end I thought about some things
- imagine guardians taking days off because they had hard matches in the crucible or hunters who were out in the wild for months. imagine them hanging around the tower in casual clothes, no armour, no weapons.
- imagine these guardians playing chess with their ghosts
- imagine guardians decorating their rooms with useless stuff they find on patrol and have no idea what it actually is and these “souvenirs” come in all sizes and shapes - a warlock with a Rubik’s cube, having the thing solved in a few minutes, a titan who likes to collect historical pre golden age stuff, which consists of cds, smartphones and other electronical devices.
- a hunter once brought a broken McDonald’s M sign they found under some ruins. it’s now hanging around in a small shop in the tower and nobody knows what it means.
- imagine guardians falling asleep while the speaker holds one of his speeches and their friends keep poking them in the side so they stay awake
- imagine guardians taking naps, or generally sleeping, with their ghosts tucked right next to them.
- imagine guardians looking for names with their ghosts together so they don’t have to call them just “ghost”
- imagine guardians meeting the vanguard in their “free time” (aka running around the tower) and actually having small, nice conversations with all three, not caring about their classes.
- imagine a hunter who’s really passionate about science because why tf not talking with ikora about some bioluminescent “thing” they recently discovered in a hive hole.
- imagine a warlock talking with zavala about how concerned they are about their people down in The Last City and how they must do anything to protect them.
- imagine a titan making stupid bets with cayde about literally everything, going from who will do the best rankings in the crucible this week to “bet you could smack a thrall’s head off with a sniper rifle”
- imagine guardians actually going down in the city and talking to the people they protect.
- imagine guardians hanging out in the patrol zones, taking small breaks on an old skyscraper on earth or chilling in the ruins of a laboratory on Venus.
- imagine guardians star gazing
Mark Noseworthy confirmed that you no longer have to equip your best weapons or armor when decrypting engrams to get better stuff! The game will check the best possible loadout instead!
Morning Sketch of Ralph The Hunter Chicken
Ralph will be a great Guardian!