I think as a species we don’t need to produce any more alice in wonderland related media. I think we’re good on that one

cherry 7up is titties

?????

i don’t explain my poetry often

Dope As Fuck

my boy ratatouille livin the good life im happy for him

viciously and fatally attacked by an unknown animal at Claire’s

that was no animal, that was Claire herself

the claire witch project

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As a cat owner, I can confirm 50% of the time I am kissing my cats soft head and telling her how much she means me, and the other 50% I’m angrily telling her not to eat plastic

The USA are a hellscape

AGGRESSIVELY.

AMERICAN.

Are you all living in the judge dredd universe?

That Wagamama sign says Milton Keynes 

My autistic son hates his photo taken, so I let him wear a t-rex suit for family photos. (Source: https://ift.tt/2xQ9iFS)

your kids comfortable and you’ve got the most badass family photos ever. i see nothing but positives here

I’M HORTONS?

Ohio State University holding a gun to my head: Oh so you think your Honors material huh? You think you’re so smart? Tell us who you kin

Just had a glimpse of my alternate reality where I am the mom that made this meme

The Coca cola company responding to complaints in 1891

I’ve watched this like 30 times and I cant stop laughing aksjska

the girl has big dick energy

she stole all of his dick energy and killed him

I’m the girl making sure everyone knows he lost

Homegirl did a whole dance right after.😂😂😭

Space is so fucking boring

Nebulas and dust clouds and super novas are all boring as hell and theyre all huge and far away and most of it is empty and its just not fucking interesting

Show me some monster trucks

you got it Randy 

…gravedigger

when I was like 3 my babysitter’s son jordan had a model of this monster truck and he was mean and he wouldn’t let me touch it

We’re gonna launch Jordan into space

#honestly i dont care if its fake

It’s not. It happens every day all around the world.