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Phan Is Love, Phan Is Life

@-bringmethehowell-

He love it when you... - Preference #273

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Dan -

Play with your hair. He thinks you look adorable; playing with the silky strand. You always seem to do it when you’re nervous or when you’re concentrating hardly on something. Although, he always teases you about it, he can’t ever stop the smile from coming onto his face.

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Phil -

Laugh loudly. You absolutely hate your laugh, but it’s his favorite thing in the world. You face brightens up and you smile a bit before breaking into laughter. Not to mention it’’s so infectious and within seconds you can have everyone laughing, whether or not you meant to.

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What was Zeus’s stripper name?

Greece Lightning.

It has been over a year since I’ve made this post now, and I swear every single fucking day I get notifications out the ass with you shits reblogging it. Let it die.

ways to lose my respect instantly

  1. joking about rape

2. joking about sexual preferences

3. joking about eating disorders/mental illnesses

4. Joke about suicide

5. Joke about mental illnesses

6. Hate dragons

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can u picture dan in the ferris wheel with phil thinking ‘fuck it’ and kissing him suddenly and then it hits him that ‘oh my god im kiSSING amazingphil. the youtuber i admired for years. i aM KISSING AMAZINGPHIL HOLYFUCKING SHIT-’ and then phil kisses him back and his mind goes completely blank 

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Phrases that always crack me up as the punch line to a joke

- wake up America - thanks obama - confirmed - checkmate [group]

I’m also fond of “Explain that, atheists.”

- i’m in.

A little late, but my contribution to Phil Day! 

Phil really did change the world in ways we all could never believe :) its amazing how far he had gone, and how he had influenced so many people in his life. He is truly the AmazingPhil. Dan probably would never have thought he was the lucky knight of wands didnt he hah 

Inspired by Phil’s video wherein he accurate predicts dan lol  x

Happy Phil Day everyone, also thank you so much for 2K followers! I can’t believe you guys! 

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if dan had actually got his degree in law and became a lawyer could you imagine him in a courtroom? 

"literally"  "first of all-" "really?" "ok rude" "right well anyways-"  ”literally" "alright, listen up" 

"listen here you little shit"

"are you actually kidding me?" "— you know what I mean?" "okay. right. fuck it."

"you twat"

"ironically"

I have a headcanon that Dan wears his grey horn hoodie everytime he has a hickey to cover up

We all do 💜💜💜