Him: We finish each other’s s- Me: -ocial justice rants
In November of 1970, forty people were photographed at the exact instant after the photographer said, “You have a beautiful face.”
I want to do this
sometimes in life you’re faced with really tough decisions
Buying multiple books but not knowing which to read first is the worst when you’re as indecisive as I am.
when she succ
at everything
she a loser
To everyone suffering today
I am so sorry that eating disorders don’t take a break for the holidays.
I am so sorry that depression doesn’t take a break for the holidays.
I am so sorry that no mental illnesses take a break for the holidays and you have to suffer today.
Please take care of yourself today. I’m rooting for you.
WAKE JEFF UP
(WAKE JEFF UP INSIDE)
JEFF CAN’T WAKE UP
(WAKE JEFF UP INSIDE)
SAVE JEFF
73 years ago today, Casablanca made its world premiere in New York City. Meanwhile, we’re still waiting to see a more perfectly-made Hollywood movie.
How to finish that last minute assignment
I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass.
I did this once for a class like my first year of school and my professor told me not to worry about it and gave me an A.



