monday afternoon baby we gettin it!!!!!

if you warch all this you get to belive

He think he duck

Big Tasty

theres no rule in yugioh saying you can't eat the enemy's cards

A very curious octopus.

Watch this and be blessed

“Why he smoosh my head??? Wait smoosh my head again.”

The dead sea is less salty 😂😂

“He’s just a kid, he can fall over”

iM WHEEZING

‘thanks for nothing russo’ 😂

“he’s not even real”

“guns. guns aren’t cool so you can hop off the table”

𝕒𝕕𝕧𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕖𝕕 𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕣𝕪

This is quite possibly the biggest mood imaginable

jeb bush to his own ass cheeks: please clap

this is like so funny but terrifying¿ im laughing partially out of fear

WHY DID THIS HAVE TO END

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD

Schrödinger’s boys

FUCK

What about cracking open a cold milkshake

As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town

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*cha cha’s real smooth away from academic responsibilities*

that’ll learn ya

she was just thirsty :(

I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE