02.05.2016 ♡ young forever
self love is so important :)
IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER
A series of fake numbers to leave behind.
1-888-447-5594 - Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.
605-475-6968 - Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy
888-276-6760 - The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!
866-740-4531 - Only responds with “I am Groot”
206-569-5829 - Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.
Stay safe, people.
Don’t forget about 515-808-2362, the number that rings and then plays the John Cena thing.
309-889-0497 plays the evangelation theme
Evangelation
There’s also 855-523-9386 which will respond to the caller with a robot beat boxing Korn’s “Freak on a Leash”.
Who knew so many weird almost useless phone numbers existed?
This is wonderful
please reblog this if it is okay to anonymously confess something to you
Can’t get you out of my head.
In case no one has told you today, I’m so proud of you I know how hard you’re trying
the stars would be so proud to know their atoms created someone like you.
I need a lesbean squad and everyone will be a different bean but together we will make one big burrito
I know her photos are everywhere by now but god she’s so gorgeous like her dark skin makes me feel beautiful !!wow!!
PinkMATTER
Blonde
Frank Ocean - White Ferrari
Pink + White


