I'm a ZOE
I’m a ZOE!
A plane is losing power. the pilot comes over the intercom and says “sorry it had to come to this but we already let the luggage go and the plane continues to lose speed. but now we are gonna have to start releasing passengers in alphabetical order. beginning with the letter “A” of course. AFRICANS, ANY AFRICANS? no one answers. …OK now, “B” BLACK PEOPLE. ANY BLACK PEOPLE? again silence… “C” COLORED PEOPLE? silence… a black child turns to his mother and asks “mom aren’t we Africans American, black, and colored?” his mother says, honey, today we are NIGGAS! Let them Mexicans go first!” so the little black boy turns to the little Mexicans kid sitting next t o him and laughs. the little Mexican kid laughs back and says “I’m a WETBACK! So get ready to jump my nigga! then the little Haitian boys started laughing at the both of them and said good luck I’m a ZOE!