pickup lines for zero escape fans
- dang are you a shot of tubocurarine because you leave me breathless
- hey wanna see my dick? his name is dio
- i think you’re radical……….6
- dang you are so fine. like that ladder i saw earlier
- you make me soaking wet…. down there
- wow you’re smoking hot…. you’re on fire… oh my god you‘re literally on fire someone call the fire department YOU’RE GOING TO BURN TO DEATH YOU’RE SO HOT
- i’d totally save you 9 years in the future
- dang cutie why don’t you walk up these stairs huh
- wanna spend some time on this bed together? wink wink
- my dick is like a sudoku puzzle. it’s really hard and you only get like 5 minutes to handle it before it gets way too hot in here
- wanna grab my lever????
- i’d pick ally just for you
- you’re cute. let’s talk about termites
- hey i wanna axe you………… out on a date
- you’re so fine you make my face fall off
- shit gurl are you akane kurashiki because you are on fire
- i ship us like the fuckin titanic
- i think you’re the bomb. specifically the number 1 bomb. dang what a bomb
- hey baby why don’t you show me your volume 3… what do you mean it’s not out yet? are you rejecting me?
- you make me feel like i’m gonna explode
- you can free MY soul any time
