I get my ass prepared
Reach Power Level 9000, just for kicks.
Unleash a Kamehameha on that motherfucker.
Then just teleport my way out of there for some after-fight Senzu Beans and chill at Master Roshi’s place.
Choose your fate NOW. You can only choose one, though.
For me, it’d have to be timelord; as much as I would love to become a Jedi, time-travelling beats lightsabers.