An accurate summary of every Yugioh's plot points in as few words as possible

Yugioh Season 0: didn’t watch it the whole way through sorry

Yugioh DM: Egyptians.

Yugioh GX: Monstas? Real monstas!?

Yugioh 5D’s: Robots from the future  If you actually think the plot of Yugioh 5ds was “Card games on motorcycles” I’m inclined to believe you’ve never actually watched 5ds the whole way through

Yugioh Zexal: