Aaron Sorkin’s set-up, prior to introducing Armie Hammer at the Young Hollywood Awards:

Aaron: “When I learned I’d be doing this I sent a note to David Fincher, our director on The Social Network, to see if he’d like to add any thoughts of his own to this introduction, and the following email ensued:

David to me: ‘Jesus Christ, they’re still giving out awards?’

Me to David: ‘Yes.’

David to me: ‘And what award are they giving to Jughead?’

Me to David: ‘Young Hollywood’s Male Star of Tomorrow.’

David to me: ‘He just starred in a Clint Eastwood movie opposite Leonardo di Caprio and he’s about to play The Lone Ranger opposite Johnny Depp. His career is not doing too bad today.’”

And:

“It’s my pleasure to welcome to the stage one of the nicest men I’ve ever known and two of the finest actors I’ve ever worked with: Armie Hammer!”