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That moment when your favorite song is on and no one is around

and you’re all like..

I thought I was free.

It was over for such a long time.

But it has sucked me back in.

Hetalia.

fanta i’m going to sit on you until you stop being a derek downer

allmortalmendoomed replied to your post: Tonight was Spring Formal, and I was kind of…

“Katie Gets Her Freak On” I can see it now as a New York Times’ best seller …

It should come with a “get freaky” song that plays when you open it, like some Usher or maybe some Safety Dance or something.

I read so much gay fanfiction that I almost wish I was a gay guy SHOULD I STOP?

NO!

YOU NEVER STOP, YOU POWER THROUGH YOU FABULOUS HUMAN BEING!!

Personal Post!

Oh Hey!

It’s a personal post. Read if you want. Comment if you want. Or just scroll past like the unfeeling bastard you are. It’s cool. I won’t judge.

My mum keeps singing the first line of Safety Dance because I was humming it earlier

She never gets past the first line though.

Safety dance is playing at the gym. It's going to be a good fuckin night.

I should get some sleep, because even if I lay down in 10 minutes I only get about 5 hours. Tomorrow is PSAT for the munchkins though, which means sitting in the JROTC room for 3 hours and seven minute classes. So I could stay up and possibly survive tomorrow. I’d have to have enough energy to revise two essays, unless I do that now. I don’t feel like sleeping and I’m too tired for essays. He hasn’t been talking to me because he’s busy with her. Lawd, why couldn’t I have been born a few years earlier? why couldn’t I be prettier and easier to talk to? I just want him to want me.

No matter what I’m thinking about, it always goes back to him. Somebody slap me out of this foolishness.

I’m addicted to cheesy shoujos about Japanese teenagers cross-dressing to get into show business.

You’d think that’s a specific enough genre that there wouldn’t be many of them, but you’d be wrong.

A lot of people post asking for questions...

I’m gonna flip it and reverse it.
Send me a word. One Word. A random word. I’ll ask the first question it makes me think of, anonymously.
Feel free to spam or send multiple words.

Play

OH, FUCK OFF.

I'm pretty much drunk...

Although my roommate is being like…

And it’s really killing my buzz.. I JUST WANNA DANCE!!!

I feel like Robyn…i’ll keep dancing by myself.

We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don’t dance
And if they don’t dance
Well they’re no friends of mine.

^ words to live by.

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