NONONONONO

I can’t be falling in love with Hiddles.

I’m telling myself:

But my dash/rest of tumblr is just like:

“TOOOOOM.

TOM TOM TOM TOM TOM.

HIDDLES.

LOKI.

LOOOOOK AT HIIIIIM.

LOOK AT HIS FACE.

LOOK AT THAT UNHUMANLY BEAUTIFUL CREATURE.”

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And then Tom is probably running Tumblr by now being all like:

“ehehehehe, I have destroyed all the ovaries”

that is all.