I can’t be falling in love with Hiddles.
I’m telling myself:
But my dash/rest of tumblr is just like:
TOM TOM TOM TOM TOM.
LOOOOOK AT HIIIIIM.
LOOK AT HIS FACE.
LOOK AT THAT UNHUMANLY BEAUTIFUL CREATURE.”
And then Tom is probably running Tumblr by now being all like:
“ehehehehe, I have destroyed all the ovaries”
that is all.