In which I am raising a nearly 3 year old 13 year old.

  • Me: Why don't you put your books away before you get the puzzles out?
  • Malorie: Oh. My. God. Are you serious?

UUUhhhmf. SO CRAZY about my boyfriend. I want to poop in his eyes, pee in his butt and lick his ass hair until it bleeds!

I DON’T UNDERSTAND MATHS AT ALL AND I REALLY WANT TO CRY AND I’M REALLY SCARED OF MY TEST ON THURSDAY SOMEBODY HUG ME OR SOMETHING 

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I will be on a long hiatus. Probably that will last a year.

Tomorrow, I’m going to start school and summer is over. I’m in grade 6 now and in order to get into Junior High School, I should study a lot to be able to enter the school my father wants me to be in. I’ll be online in weekends or on winter breaks but for only a short time. So, farewell for now.

Have a good day!

I will judge you if...

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Someone called me chocobro in an email just now

I think that made my day.

Serious question:

Am I the only one who does not care for Eric F and his work on Face Off?

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My pumpkin cookie exposé may or may not be lost to the sands of time.

I sure as hell hope not, since I fully intend to send that shit to Seattle Met with my internship application

“the individual driven ... by the somber madness of sex.”

—Michel Foucault, The History of Sexuality

I’m actually kind of looking forward to summer this year.

I plan to read Harry Potter.

Quick guys what should I name my backpack?

Kitty Ears

  • Me: The whole "kitty ears till you lose your virginity" thing is really weird. I mean, EVERYONE would know if and/or when you lost it.
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  • Me: I'll be a freaking moe granny.

tomorrow… i have to work.

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I JUST WANT TO STAY HOME AND CRY OVER SMALLVILLE DAMMIT

Hello

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      I have returned and assumed my position
it’s serious blogging time 
 (also, do fill me up on what happened these last 4 days)

Quick Predictions:

Texans over Cincy 24-10

Vikings over Packers 28-24

Ravens over Colts 17-10

Seattle over Skins 62-24

Untherapy

If you have any problems, troubles, or conflicts happening in your life that you need to talk about, please do tell. I’d love to make things worse. Now go kill yourself, fatty.

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