I'm watching Toddlers and Tiaras and this little girl has another self/alter ego that participates for her at pageants.

I’m not making this up.

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I NEED SOMEONE TO RANT ABOUT VAMPIRE DIARIES WITH

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This episode of KUWTK is the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen.

Kris Jenner, please stop going mausoleum shopping. 

Kourtney, please stop buying your two year old son fish and aquariums.

Kim, please stop sticking your ass in Lamar’s face.

Scott, please get your own spinoff with Khloe, Lamar and Kanye. 

ONE EPISODE

ONE F**KING EPISODE

AND I ALREADY LOVE HIM.

UNDERTAKERRRRRR-

piano benches and secrets

fanfiction.net

title; piano benches and secrets

summary; When Ally discovers Austin’s big secret, she decides to help him- for the purposes of furthering his career, of course. 

So, I wrote an Austin and Ally oneshot and I’d basically love you forever if you read it. Yup.

So disappointed with The Challenge right now.

Yes, I know its a stupid show on MTV but I’m addicted at this point.

I’m SO angry that San Diego won. If Frank and Zach tried to pull that crap on me, especially when Frank shoved her to the ground (YOU DID. don’t keep denying it. It’s on camera) I would have sat my butt down in that sand and not moved. seriously. They did not deserve the money. They verbally and sometimes physically abused her the whole season. And at least she was pulling her weight. Could you imagine what they would have done to Devyn, who literally did nothing for any of the puzzles on the final challenge? She would have been dead. DEAD. What they did to Sam was wrong. period.

And then when everyone kept defending Frank on the aftershow? No. Just no. He was in the wrong, and they all should have stood up to him. Ugh.

Dustin was hilarious during the final challenge though. Man, his one-liners were some of the best. “Trishelle, what if we take the rope and make a backpack?!” I was dying. Chet had some great ones too.

Anyone else shipping Tom and Sam in casualty?

IF NOT YOU SHOULD BECAUSE THEY ARE PERFECT OK

Barrett on Jeopardy has nice teeth and is really hot. I don’t care if he’s a nerd, I’m a nerd too. We can be nerds TOGETHER

am I the only one who desperately wanted penner to somehow win the 100,000?

The amount of epic quotes I find in “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” is ridiculous. 

ANTM last night...

Was crap. CRAP, I SAY.

UGH, SHE WAS MY FAVORITE.

And how long will they let that poor-excuse-for-a-model Kristin stay there?  Rob only likes her because she’s pretty.  Shame on your shallow, handsome little head, Rob.  She can’t even model.  Also, she’s a shrew.

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I love how the writers of Teen Wolf are just playing to everyone’s thirst for Sterek.

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