can someone invent weight that detaches from our bodies so that people who want to lose weight can just take it off and give it to people who want to gain weight and then we can pick the places that we want to put them onto/take them off. then no one would have weight issues and that would be one less thing to stress about in life
alternate universe in which the third star trek new u movie comes out and the romantic subplot is actually about spock, uhura and kirk coming to terms with the conditions and realities of their polyamorous relationship. seeing as how they are the most important individuals to one another, it is only logical for them to attempt this objective, after all. the films acknowledge kirk and spock are in love with each other without disrespecting or downplaying the importance of uhura in both their lives. there is witty banter, tense and touching emotional pay-off, and kissing.
lots of kissing.