You know what I love? I love people calling out to their friends in their tags with their names/nicknames
Especially when it’s in all caps because even if I do not know them when i scroll down my dash it’s like I can hear the dramatic wailing to their loved ones.
That kind of familiarity is adorable and sweet to me.
Even if it’s over porn.
- white girl: bum dayy!! <333 (: <3
- white girl: *spends an hour deciding which yoga pants to wear*
- white girl: *spends an hour deciding which juicy sweatshirt to wear*
- white girl: *spends an hour putting on 25 pounds of makeup*
- white girl: * spends an hour doing hair to get that perfect "messy" bun*
- white girl: i look so ugly today haha lol! <3 :* (:
So there was a post about “tumblr stalkers” with like 13k notes and now I’m gonna steal that idea yay
So basically, I’m gonna take every person’s URL that reblogs this and I’m going to create a document with it.
Then I’ll pair you up with a new URL and everyday I’ll pick a new pair of numbers.
URL 1 will become URL 2’s Tumblr Stalker.
EVERYONE GETS A STALKER.
EVERYONE NEEDS A STALKER.