my christmas list: niall edition

  • get rid of the god damn quiff
  • put the snapbacks back on
  • and tank tops
  • and talk more and just record himself talking
  • and release a video of him jerking off

here are my stocking goodies:

  • tell us that he and amy are just friends with benefits or just friends
  • have some fab sex ((preferably w/ me but ok))
  • kiss demi under the mistletoe
  • kiss harry under the mistletoe
  • do naked twitcams

my christmas list: louis edition

  • for him to play more piano for us
  • get some super good head from eleanor
  • go back to his old hair
  • go troublemaking with zayn more

here are my stocking goodies

  • for him to do a twitcam
  • and blow us all kisses :)
  • and curse even more than usual
  • take a huge shit on larry shippers
  • merry christmas motherfuckers

my christmas list: liam edition

  • get more tattoos ((but not shitty ones))
  • grow his hair back to that sexy mess of curls
  • do shirtless pushups on camera
  • get drunk and have a threesome with me and leona lewis

here are my stocking goodies:

  • pout more 
  • but still be happy
  • get the puppy he wants
  • kiss niall under the mistletoe 
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