Whenever you get sad remember that Li Jiaheng Wu Yi Fan Kevin Ken Duizhang Kris Ben Ben

Kris is really a good son

  • Question: Most recent person you've called?
  • Kris: Parents
  • Question: The part of your childhood you miss most?
  • Kris: When I was a kid, living with my parents
  • Question: If you had a 2-week break, what will you do?
  • Kris: Go back and visit my parents
  • Question: If you could change a part of your body, which part would it be?
  • Kris: None, the body my parents gave me are perfect.
  • Question: If a billion dollars dropped from the sky for you, what will you do?
  • Kris: Buy a big and comfortable house for my parents.
  • Question: If your parents wanted you to get married tomorrow, how will you face it?
  • Kris: Go ahead with their wishes
  • Question: If you had a girlfriend, what is the first thing that you want to do?
  • Kris: Introduce her to my parents.
  • trans.cr: the sky'sthelimit

kris goes thrift shopping

Kristea :D

Kris’s gonna pop some tags only got $20 in his pocket,

he hes hunting looking for a come up his outfits fucking awesome.
nah, walk up to the airport like ay yo I got a man purse
kris is so pumped up to wear his pants from the thirft shop

The Chain around his neck it so damn sexy

That people like , damn that’s a hot ass duizhang

Hes gonna take youre grandma style hes gonna take youre grandmas style no forrealz ask you grandma can kris have her hand me downs (oh wait he does)
Mario jumpsuit and a skull jacket  
a black floppy hat that he found diggin
they had an alpaca, he bought an alpaca
he bought some black hair dye, then he bought a suite case
hello hello his name is kris wufan
hipsters aint got nothing on his fringe game, hell no
Kris could take some Pro Wings, make them cool, sell those

exotics would be like “Aw, he got the Velcros”
Kris’s gonna pop some tags only got $20 in his pocket, he hes hunting looking for a come up his outfits fucking awesome.

Kris’s gonna pop some tags only got $20 in his pocket, he hes hunting looking for a come up his outfits fucking awesome.
kris wear your grandma’s clothes

he looks incredible

he’s in a big ass pants

From that thrift shop down the road

kris wear your grandma’s clothes

he looks incredible

he’s in a big ass pants

From that thrift shop down the road

Kris’s gonna pop some tags only got $20 in his pocket, he hes hunting looking for a come up his outfits fucking awesome.

[Fanaccount] Earlier today, some fans saw Kris, Luhan and Sehun exiting a strip club in Gangnam. Together, they went to climb Mount Everest where Sehun got touched by the holy spirit and became the Messiah. Kris, upon seeing this, immediately transformed into a lizard hybrid and ate Luhan and you're only embarrassing yourself if you actually take information from posts like this.

cr: EXO是同性恋 

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