the edited version, as requested
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated with my PhD at 21, and I’ve been involved in the Avengers since their inception, and I’ve put hundreds of villains behind bars. I am an expert in biochemistry, robotics, and artificial intelligence. You are nothing to me but just another brainless meatbag. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of ants across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to every single one of the Avengers and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
okay so my laptop decided to be a piece of shit and die
now i’m using my step-dad’s shittop until i can a) get mine fixed or b) get a new one (WHICH WOULD BE REALLY NICE WOW)
but now i have to go back and re-add all my pesterchum friends and shit
so hey if we were friends on pesterchum (or if you want to be my pesterchum friend idk why you would) just like send me an ask or reply to this post or something because i know i had at least nine more people on my chumroll and i can’t remember any more names cries
At first I hoped it was a satire but then I realized that it’s too awful to be one and their probably just an idiot.
I’m going to show my vegan friends and they’re going to be so pissed. They already hate what a bad rep people like this give them.